Beyonzilla

(N.) A term that means "Female Control Freak." It can also be a selfish woman.

"Your girlfriend always hogs the Cable TV. She is such a Beyonzilla."

by G-Union February 24, 2004

FOX

(N.) A network that only has that stupid Malcolm in the Middle show, 70's Show and a bunch of cartoons. (with all of the good ones besides The Simpsons, like Family Guy and the PJ's gone.)Also responsible for the awful Reality craze that's been stinking up the airwaves since Survivor in 2000 became a hit. With shows like Magicians Secrets Revealed, Scariest Police Chases, and Pervert Hidden Camera shows, it's clear that Fox has no definition for Morality, not that anyone really cares.

This Fall, Fox assures you that they'll bring more episodes of Keen Eddie, American Idol and Bonzai! onto the network. Yup, more episodes of that stuff...yup...

by G-Union July 15, 2003

Toad

(N.) The guardian/assistant of Peach Toadstool, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. About 2'6", and 50 lbs. He's a member of his race called the "Toads," who are elfish-like people with Mushroom heads ( or maybe they're hats. I dunno. )

His name is kind of like how "Guy" or "Man" is a name to us, even though it's what we are. His age is very indetermined, much like Santa's Elves. He could be anywhere between 8 and 38. On the old TV series in the early 90's, he was at least old enough to drive, but in the new "Anime-Style" video games, he's very young, like around age 6, as his voice is very high-pitched.

Toad belongs to a race named the Toads. He can be played in Super Mario Kart 64.

by G-Union June 06, 2003

Articulate

(N.) What about two-thirds of the people on this website are not. Most of them (High-Schoolers) still read at a 3rd Grade level.

"hay! dat's not tru! yo, youse betta be shuttin' up bout dat n all cuz i'm a reel nigga! i cut u ass, nigga. i stab you thru tha inrtenet btch. u betta wsie up, foo. im da trtuh, nigga."
-*Wonderboy Marvel* (It ain't over bitch.)

by G-Union November 06, 2003

Howard The Duck 2

The long-awaited, highly anticipated sequel to the 1986 Smash Hit, record setting Box Office blowout, Lea Thompson career setting movie, Howard The Duck. It's set for release,.... Tomorrow from the day you're reading this! Just Remember, "In The Beginning, There was (*BOOM!*) Howard The Duck!"

Howard the Duck.....Yeah.....That movie sucked ass.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Pokémon

(N.) A Game and an Anime that has been made popular by millions of kids. The Game itself, isn't too bad since they're so many Pokemon and so many different combinations of raising them and using them, whether it be the six Pokemon lineup or Moves they they have.
The Show however, is the reason it has a kiddie reputation and is hated by most people. I don't blame most people when they say they hate Pokemon, cause the show makes them say all of that. If they tried the game, they might've thought otherwise.
Still though, the many different games that come out aren't that nessacary. If you played one, you've played them all. I used to be really into Pokemon in middle school, and played it all the time, but knew better than to buy EVERY single different version and waste my money like that. Also avoided the Card Game.

There is now about eight (with nine coming soon) different Main Pokemon games and about 400 Pokemon in all. If they had avoided the awful Anime, merchandise, and side project crap, more people might now actually be still intrested in it and not just wish them all to die. All of that Commerical crap ruined what used to be a great and complex game.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Big Momma

(N.) a lady that is considerably taller than you.

Tyra Banks, Mariah Carey, and Kimora Lee are not big enough to be a Big Momma.

by G-Union June 09, 2003