G-Union's definitions

Beaotch

(N.) Slang term for a female dog.

Get off my balls, bea-otch!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Kathy Griffin

(N.) The comic cousin to Peter Griffin, the star of the Adult Swim/Cartoon Network show, "Family Guy." Family Guy is funny, and so is Peter Griffin, but Kathy Griffin is about as funny as Saturday Night Live. (you make up your own minds.)

Kathy Griffin is the host of the show "Average Joe," but that show's garbage compared to Spike TV's Masterpiece, "The Joe Schmo Show."

by G-Union November 11, 2003

garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.

I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."

by G-Union November 6, 2003

Let's blow this popsicle stand!

(N.) Lame, 50's, white-people way of saying, "Let's get the f*ck outta here!"

"Golly Gee! There's a trouble a comin'! Let's Blow this Popsicle Stand!"

by G-Union December 9, 2003

UPN

(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.

The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......

by G-Union July 15, 2003

Cookie Monster

See Ja Rule.

Ya sing for hoes and ya sound like the Cookie Monster

by G-Union May 6, 2003

Bambino

(N.) Some italian word. I think it means "Baby" or some crap.

Hey! Thats'a cute-a Bambino!

by G-Union May 19, 2003