Definitions by G-Union
2 Fast 2 Furious
(N.) A race car movie that's the sequel to The Fast and the Furious. Said to be about a cop gone undercover to infiltrate Miami's street racing scene. Not that anyone really cares about the weak plot. It has fast cars, and fast car chases. That's all you really need to know.
Many people avoided 2 Fast 2 Furious just because that bald moron Vin Diesel refused to do the sequel. So What?! Who really cares? It's still an alright movie.
2 Fast 2 Furious by G-Union July 30, 2003
How to Deal
(N.) A serious contender for "Worse Movie of the Year." Tied with From Justin To Kelly, Kangaroo Jack, and The Hulk. Almost made me quit my hard to get job. (www.thebridgecinema.com/)
Let's all get some Pitchforks and Torches and kill that 40 foot bitch, Mandy Moore! Who's with me? All right! Her next movie is going to be "How to Deal, with an Angry Mob!"
How to Deal by G-Union July 28, 2003
Chief Piggum
(N.) The Long, Flabby Arm of the law, who's last case he got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars. Weighs nearly 300 lbs. and likes to spend his time on duty at Lard Lad Donut Shop and KrustyBurger.
Chief Piggum by G-Union July 28, 2003
Wracker
(N.) The opposite of a Wigger, who is a white person who tries to act like a black gangster. A Wracker is someone Black, who tries to act like a white nerd.
Such people as Wayne Brady, Allan Keyes, Halle Berry, and *Wonderboy Marvel* could be described as a Wracker, due to their lack of "Soul" or any African American heritage whatsoever.
bonecrusher
(N.) A fat ass, (Irv Gotti type of Fat) rapper who only got a deal through Nepotism, Favortism, or some other BS type of way. (the Jeffrey At-Kinns effect) All he does is screams like a madman, while stepping on buildings and all other types of s**t. His first breakthrough (and probably only hit) song is Ain't Never Scared.
Let's hope Bonecrusher, Baby, and all of the rest of the Southern Trash Rappers go away quickly, shall we? Oh and dumbass, "The South" consists of Lousiana, Florida, Georgia, Virginia, and the Carolinas, not Texas and California, stupid, even if they are southern United States.
bonecrusher by G-Union July 25, 2003
Rule
It's the M-U-R-E-D-R Inc., niggah! I'm the rapper who fags, and totes tampax in bags, and the feds can't just f**k me, straight up the ass, make the Rule scream Holla! in the prison beds because..., I'M HURTING!
Jahiem
(N.) 1. A petty okay R&B singer responsible for the song "Fabulous."
2. The minor enemy to Ja Rule, who Ja vows to crush and destroy because of the first two letters of his name. (He also vows to destroy Lil' Mo and Lil' Kim too, because they both tower over him so much at a staggering 4'9" and it upsets him.)
2. The minor enemy to Ja Rule, who Ja vows to crush and destroy because of the first two letters of his name. (He also vows to destroy Lil' Mo and Lil' Kim too, because they both tower over him so much at a staggering 4'9" and it upsets him.)