titillation by proxy

How tweens and preteens like to get their titillation.
Some tweens crave titillation, but wouldn't dare to do anything risqué with their own bodies, so they'll wait until there's a lot of people and pants someone else.
by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004
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far fucking out

An emphatic far out, reminiscent of the origins of both far out and groovy, in which the most groovy place is where the most far out thing was meant to go.
The most groovy place is where the most far out thing was meant to go, and that's far fucking out, man!
by FridgeRaider January 15, 2007
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substitute teachers

1. Wannabe teachers who fill in when regular teachers are unavailable. During strikes, are called SCABs. Usually lost without lesson plans, and serve more as adult supervision than in teaching capacities. If they attempt to teach, they frequently contradict what the regular teacher has taught. Also known as subs.

2. Prostitutes hired for the purpose of teaching uninitiated kids about the birds and the bees by friends orredneck rents who can't figure out any better way to get the lesson across, or perhaps because they want to watch and learn a thing or three themselves.
That sub we had today was a real substitute teacher.
by FridgeRaider May 23, 2004
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Bullshit

The atheistic incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.
See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of the universal religious concept.
by FridgeRaider November 08, 2004
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underwarez

Inappropriately appropriated gratification; ill-gotten getting off. Derived from underwear, that being the usual location of the pleasure derived from underwarez, and warez.

That is a broad definition. Depending upon circumstances, the specific meaning could be anything from shaking hands with the unemployed, to cheating on your partner, to incest.
Not with your sister, you jerk! That's underwarez!

Don't stick your hand in your underwarez in public!

Stop shopping at the middle school, there's nothing there but underwarez!
by FridgeRaider December 24, 2006
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I gotta go

The Sunday School incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.
See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of shit happens.
by FridgeRaider November 08, 2004
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