holy shit

Reverential incantation of a universal religious concept:

See shit happens for a better explanation.

by FridgeRaider September 28, 2004

preteen

Anyone under 13 years old. The 9 to 13 crowd is called tweens.

For an eye full of tweens, Google "CSM models"

by FridgeRaider December 12, 2004

Bullshit

The atheistic incarnation of the universal religious concept of shit happens.

See shit happens for some of the other denominational incarnations of the universal religious concept.

by FridgeRaider November 08, 2004

turn tricks

Have sex for hire, as a prostitute.

She'll turn tricks all night so she can afford a room to come home to after middle school.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.

Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

Lassen County

An experimental recidivism project supported by the governments of California and the United States of America.

The inmates at Lassen County maintain petting zoos such as County Jail and High Desert Correctional Center in which threatened species such as upstanding citizens are incarcerated.

by FridgeRaider May 18, 2004

stall call

A practical solution to an impractical schedule, but a good way to get hung up on, and your number blocked.

No, I'm not making a stall call! Now, how about we go out toni... (P-f-f-f-f-p-p-p-t... grunt... splash!) (click - bzzzzz!)

(dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup-dup... br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng! br-r-r-r-ng!) Aw, come on! Pick up the phone! You were just there!

by FridgeRaider November 30, 2006