Freebird's definitions
A joint so big (usually 8 inches or longer and 3-4 inches thick) that after smoking it you are paralized.
by Freebird September 16, 2003
Get the Wombatmug. by Freebird September 16, 2003
Get the sploitmug. by Freebird September 16, 2003
Get the tasty freezemug. by Freebird July 1, 2005
Get the quijimug. 1) A city on the North Shore
2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
2) A name for an attitude that can be adopted by someone even after you've known them for a long time. Very often happens outside of Evanston, but was named after the town because it was first observed in a person from Evanston. They tend to abandon friends suddenly for new groups. Not quite pure meanness or coldness, but somewhere in between the two. Insincerity mixed with a dash of rudeness and the ability to be effortlessly annoying is as close to summing it up as one can come.
M: Hey man, why did that girl become so... I don't know, different lately? It's not really her being cold or mean, but something in between.
H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.
M: Damn, you're exactly right.
P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
H: It's insincerity, that's what it is.
M: Damn, you're exactly right.
P: It's "Evanston". Who knows how it starts, but I've seen it before in this girl from Evanston. Chicago is close enough for it to have spread.
by FreeBird May 15, 2012
Get the Evanstonmug. When you get a girl to lick your asshole and you fart in her mouth her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.
by Freebird September 16, 2003
Get the blowfishmug. Best down outside in the backyard or a field, the backhoe is a great novelty. Get your girl in the wheel barrow position and start walking forward. Ram your cock in her so hard that her arms buckle. She will scream as she face plants in the dirt then come up and spit dirt out like a backhoe.
by Freebird September 16, 2003
Get the the backhoemug.