Frederick Yeo's definitions

Ian Nepomniachtchi

Russian chess Grandmaster and top-5 player in the world. An emotional player, he often tilts and this has resulted in him throwing the two consecutive World Chess Championships in which he contested

Ian Nepomniachtchi’s name contains two “ch”s

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Eyeslit

A derogatory term for an Asian person’s eyes

Xiao Li walks by
Person 1: Why are her eyelids drooping so low? Is she on drugs?
Person 2: she’s just Asian
Person 3: can she even see through those eyeslits?

by Frederick Yeo November 23, 2023

Ignorance

George W. Bush

Ignorance can lead to a million people dying and an entire economy collapsing

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Asian chest

A unit of measurement equivalent to 7 cubic centimetres

Xiao Li’s chest is 2.4 Asian chests

by Frederick Yeo November 13, 2023

Tenochtitlan

The 14th-century capital of the Aztec Empire, in which, at night, women were allowed to be undressed publicly. Its name literally translates as “the night tits land”

Tenochtitlan at night must have been a sight to behold

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

The Heavy of the World

Fat Jesus

Fat Jesus is the Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023

Dum Fuk

An unintelligent Chinese person

See that Dum Fuk over there? Whenever he tries to floss his teeth, he ends up blindfolding himself instead.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023