Biscuit

A narcotic substance mostly abused by the British, alongside tea, at about 4.00pm each day

1234 Brits die of biscuit overdose each year

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Drawer

Reward backwards

Drawer is reward backwards

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Zero

The number of Americans who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Zero Americans? Your kidding!

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Shit

The colour of a brown person’s skin

That shit guy is always taking drugs and raping people

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Urban

1. In, relating to, or characteristic of a town or city

2. A word that cannot be used to describe dictionaries

Mike: I got this new dictionary. It’s so urban.
Sam: are you okay?

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

0.01

The number of word submissions the average Urban Dictionary editor approves per day

The average Urban Dictionary editor’s dick is 0.01 inches long

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

White House

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812

“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?”

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023