Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

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Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

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Back-9

The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.

Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 18, 2016

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Rattlesnake Purse

A woman who has such a surplus of prescription drug medication in her purse it rattles when you shake it.

I would date her at your own risk, she has a rattlesnake purse.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

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White trash chicken dinner

Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.

Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?

by Fraz Von Hoffer July 01, 2015

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