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Fraz Von Hoffer's definitions

speckchelling

The practice of using autocorrect to correct spelling as you type or text but you botch the estimated spelling so badly autocorrect has no suggestion so you have to actually look the word up in google.
Autocorrect has no suggested spellings for the word "indepependant" so I'll have to do some speckchelling to get closer to the real word.
by Fraz Von Hoffer September 27, 2017
mugGet the speckchellingmug.

White trash chicken dinner

Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.
Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?
by Fraz Von Hoffer July 13, 2015
mugGet the White trash chicken dinnermug.

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.
Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
mugGet the Baby Taxmug.

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016
mugGet the Pickled Petemug.

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.
We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.
by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017
mugGet the business man in a canmug.

Shittermission

Having to interrupt a meal to go and take a shit.
My enchiladas got cold because I was called away to take a shittermission
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 2, 2022
mugGet the Shittermissionmug.

Back-9

The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.
Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9
by Fraz Von Hoffer May 18, 2016
mugGet the Back-9mug.

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