Definitions by Fraz Von Hoffer

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

Cat Locked by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Pickled Pete 

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

Pickled Pete by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

DickBull 

A douchey ex-boyfriend that turns up to harass you when your dating one of their exes . Usually likes to fight.

I'm not dating Amanda anymore, her DickBull is a pain the ass.

DickBull by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

Giz Toaster by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

Porn Recruit 

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

Porn Recruit by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.

James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.

Whore Stories by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

Back-9 

The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.

Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9

Back-9 by Fraz Von Hoffer May 18, 2016