Fraz Von Hoffer's definitions

Porn Recruit

A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 8, 2016

White trash chicken dinner

Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.

Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?

by Fraz Von Hoffer July 13, 2015

speckchelling

The practice of using autocorrect to correct spelling as you type or text but you botch the estimated spelling so badly autocorrect has no suggestion so you have to actually look the word up in google.

Autocorrect has no suggested spellings for the word "indepependant" so I'll have to do some speckchelling to get closer to the real word.

by Fraz Von Hoffer September 27, 2017

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Shittermission

Having to interrupt a meal to go and take a shit.

My enchiladas got cold because I was called away to take a shittermission

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 2, 2022

Back-9

The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.

Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 18, 2016

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016