Definitions by Frantic

XPee 

A slang, derrogatory term for the Windows XP operating system, or simply a way of avoiding lameness in using the official name.

Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.

Frantic: Jeff, how do I get mouse acceleration working in XPee like it did in wan2k?

Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.

XPee by Frantic May 29, 2004

boglet 

Derivative of the word 'bog', or 'to bog', meaning to shit.

A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.

Scotty: Captn', we got klingons here!

Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?

Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.

boglet by Frantic May 29, 2004

resluts 

Results of a google search cooincidentally producing a large amount of links to pornographic sites.

Since I was heading to Prague for a holiday, I decided to do a little research. Unfortunately, a search on google for "Czech webcams" produced far too many resluts.

resluts by Frantic February 21, 2004

Linsux 

A slang, derrogatory term for the Linux operating system. Similar to the term Windoze.

Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel and setting up.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.

Linsux by Frantic November 25, 2003

Connedsumer

Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.

A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.

Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.

Connedsumer by Frantic November 25, 2003

Crack a fat 

Phrase, to "crack a fat", to get an erection.

Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.

"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.

The teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but I'd cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.

Crack a fat by Frantic November 25, 2003

wan2k 

Wan2k is derived from the common abbreviation of the "Windows 2000" operationg system, "win2k".

The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.

John: I can't get sound to work in Frontier.
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/

wan2k by Frantic November 25, 2003