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A slang, derrogatory term for the Windows XP operating system, or simply a way of avoiding lameness in using the official name.
Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.
Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.
Frantic: Jeff, how do I get mouse acceleration working in XPee like it did in wan2k?
Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.
Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.
by Frantic May 29, 2004
Get the XPee mug.Derivative of the word 'bog', or 'to bog', meaning to shit.
A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.
A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.
Scotty: Captn', we got klingons here!
Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?
Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.
Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?
Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.
by Frantic May 29, 2004
Get the boglet mug.Since I was heading to Prague for a holiday, I decided to do a little research. Unfortunately, a search on google for "Czech webcams" produced far too many resluts.
by Frantic February 21, 2004
Get the resluts mug.Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.
A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.
A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.
Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Connedsumer mug.Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel and setting up.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Linsux mug.Phrase, to "crack a fat", to get an erection.
Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.
"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.
Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.
"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.
The teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but I'd cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Crack a fat mug.Wan2k is derived from the common abbreviation of the "Windows 2000" operationg system, "win2k".
The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.
The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.
John: I can't get sound to work in Frontier.
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/
by Frantic November 25, 2003
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