Frantic's definitions
Fred: I just spent all day compiling my kernel and setting up.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
John: I spent all day playing games. That'll teach you for using Linsux. Windoze may suck also, but at least I don't spend most of my time messing around with it, I just use it.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Linsuxmug. The magical being that lives in the icon on your desktop, and tells you everything you need to know in life and lets you do just about anything you need to do!
People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
People use their Browseer to have pizza appear at the front door, find out what the capital of Uruguay is, search for weapons of mass destruction, engage in sexual activities and much more.
Huh? There are tribes in the world that still use the British Imperial measurement system? How am I going to convert feet into big people talk? Oh, I'll just use Browseer!
by Frantic December 6, 2005
Get the Browseermug. Since I was heading to Prague for a holiday, I decided to do a little research. Unfortunately, a search on google for "Czech webcams" produced far too many resluts.
by Frantic February 21, 2004
Get the reslutsmug. Any consumer in a market dominated by big business, where the power and control exerted by those companies provides a less than optimal environment for the ability of the consumer to utilise the product or technology.
A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.
A consumer purchasing a laptop computer with a region restricted DVD drive and no DOS or linux driver support would be a connedsumer. Likewise would be someone searching for FTP server software which, although being decades old technology, is still sold by software firms and contains less functionality than one downloaded for free from sourceforge.
Software connedsumers are increasingly finding that illegal cracks of commercial software, or open source software, is the only choice for hassle free operation without compatability problems and proprietary hinderances.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Connedsumermug. A slang, derrogatory term for the Windows XP operating system, or simply a way of avoiding lameness in using the official name.
Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.
Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.
Frantic: Jeff, how do I get mouse acceleration working in XPee like it did in wan2k?
Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.
Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.
by Frantic May 29, 2004
Get the XPeemug. Originaly it stands for flake + korn. 2 damn well dota (=funmap in wc3) players. The roots of this word got bashed by a tiny factory called "nestle" who created breakfast-cerials called "cornflakes".
by frantic December 9, 2004
Get the kornflakemug. Phrase, to "crack a fat", to get an erection.
Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.
"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.
Possibly related to the British phrase to "crack one off", to masturbate successfully.
"Crack a fat" is commonly used in Australia.
The teacher wanted me to solve the equation on the blackboard, but I'd cracked a fat (being 15 and all) and was afraid to stand up.
by Frantic November 25, 2003
Get the Crack a fatmug.