Frantic's definitions

wan2k

Wan2k is derived from the common abbreviation of the "Windows 2000" operationg system, "win2k".

The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.

John: I can't get sound to work in Frontier.
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/

by Frantic November 25, 2003

kornflake

Originaly it stands for flake + korn. 2 damn well dota (=funmap in wc3) players. The roots of this word got bashed by a tiny factory called "nestle" who created breakfast-cerials called "cornflakes".

That was a kornflake gank!
Only kornflake is missing.
you want some cornflakes?

by frantic December 9, 2004

winout

What does not happen when you paste your full name to UD hoping a kind samaritan won't think you a moron that deserves to have you last name added to the mess.

A user said this has their full name: "Hi my name is Sachin and I did create this and one of my friends must have put it up here but I don't like the example which portrays me to be a cheater. Can it be removed and then I will readd the word with a better example or if you want you can just change the example to: "What a winout, school just ended." Thanks for understanding. Best Regards, Sachin Thakkar"

by Frantic February 17, 2005

XPee

A slang, derrogatory term for the Windows XP operating system, or simply a way of avoiding lameness in using the official name.

Similar to the terms Windoze, wan2k and Linsux.

Frantic: Jeff, how do I get mouse acceleration working in XPee like it did in wan2k?

Jeff: I dunno, they keep hiding things in each version.

by Frantic May 29, 2004

boglet

Derivative of the word 'bog', or 'to bog', meaning to shit.

A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.

Scotty: Captn', we got klingons here!

Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?

Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.

by Frantic May 29, 2004

Loonyx

Word play on the operating system Linux, and the word loony.

See also: wan2k, Linsux, Windoze

Want little or no high paying job prospects? Got the time to spend mucking about compiling, modifying, programming and learning new things for free? Feel like making driver installation even more exciting? Against all odds found a sexy chick that is more of a geek than you that you wish to impress? Loonyx is for you!

by Frantic October 29, 2004

resluts

Results of a google search cooincidentally producing a large amount of links to pornographic sites.

Since I was heading to Prague for a holiday, I decided to do a little research. Unfortunately, a search on google for "Czech webcams" produced far too many resluts.

by Frantic February 21, 2004