GOOMHR

"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.

Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!

by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009

sanctity of marriage

The supposed reason why fundies oppose gay marriage. Then they cheat on their spouses, hook up in bathroom stalls, etc.

In the USA, the lowest divorce rates are in blue states (#1 is Massachusetts), and the highest divorce rates are in red states. Somehow it's the fault of those evil homosexuals.

Vito Fossella voted for the No Gay Marriage amendment, then flew home to impregnate his mistress. Do as I say, not as I do! That's the sanctity of marriage for you.

by Frankie1969 May 19, 2008

cleanup

A supposed feature of Urban Dictionary that should let long-time editors remove stupid vanity defs from the DB. However, it quietly stopped working months ago.

thousands of defs in dire need of cleanup: sindler, Scerbo, chicago chili dog, etc

by Frankie1969 May 08, 2008

hangout

A place where people can hang out. Duh.

After a long night in chinatown, my favorite hangout is a little karaoke bar on grand street.

by Frankie1969 July 18, 2009

Barack O'Bama

A pun implying that Barack Obama is Irish. This sight gag has bonus irony because he really is partly Irish, by way of his maternal great-great-grandmother Mary Kearney.

Happy St Patty's Day, Barack O'Bama!

by Frankie1969 March 31, 2008

C25K

Acronym for "Couch to 5K", the process of changing from a couch potato to a runner capable of completing a 5 kilometer race.

I got the C25K app for my iPhone; now I'm on Week 5.

by Frankie1969 July 22, 2009

hussein

1: A surname meaning "to be good" or "beautiful", commonly found in Semitic or Arabic cultures.

2: A pathetic battlecry of Obama haters.

1: King Hussein of Jordan had a sweet life and a hot wife.

2: Don't vote for B Hussein! He's a muslim, a racist christian, and a space alien, all at the same time!

by Frankie1969 June 23, 2008