Fozzie's Bear 's definitions
After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "
by Fozzie's Bear May 7, 2021
Get the Scatfishingmug. A woman that when she has rides her man can't maintain rhythm or bounce and instead scoots her pussy back and forth like a dog with blocked anal glands
To compensate for Dan having a below average sized penis Nicole had to adjust her style to being a cootscooter when riding on top to avoid slippage
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
Get the Cootscootermug. Bro I was banging a total 7 last night but when she got on top all that she did was cootscoot, it was like my cock was stuck on a malfunctioning meat slicer
by Fozzie's Bear May 14, 2021
Get the Cootscootmug. The effects of a thorough pounding after an extended sex drought, your clitoral region feels like it has been obliterated
Megan hadn't gotten dick for months and after hooking up with Bazza for an epic cock fest her twat felt like the mozzarella on a Margarita pizza, she had been ocliterated by the Big B
by Fozzie's Bear June 22, 2017
Get the ocliteratedmug. After being single for several months and wasting her time with losers on dating signs Nicole had become so vagitated that the sound of an electric toothbrush started making her nervous
by Fozzie's Bear May 13, 2021
Get the Vagitatedmug. When a guy with obvious low testosterone levels gets offended by something on the internet and blocks the poster
by Fozzie's Bear May 9, 2021
Get the Cockblockedmug. A beta type male who will block people on social media rather than engage in banter/discussion when offended
Brendon was clearly a beta male who was socially deficient, whenever he felt offended or emasculated on Facebook he would block the poster rather than enter into a discussion he was a typical betablocker
by Fozzie's Bear May 10, 2021
Get the Betablockermug.