An inexpensive, single-serving premixed ready-to-drink cocktail made of low-quality liquor, fruit juice, sugar, flavorings, and artificial colors. These drinks are notorious for causing extreme hangovers.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 01, 2022
An extremely bitter beer with a higher-than-average alcohol content created by a small brewery. Many craft beer drinkers become elitists and shame others for not drinking craft beer.
Jose: Would you like a margarita with your tacos?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
Steve: I don't drink that fruity trash. Do you have craft beer?
Jose: Sorry, this is an authentic Mexican restaurant, we only have margaritas and Mexican beer.
Steve: This place sucks! I want my craft beer! Do you even know your IBUs?
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 02, 2022
A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 08, 2022
An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022
Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.
Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023
A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.
Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.
by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023
Emoji code for breasts. Derived from the slang term "melons" which refers to (usually large) breasts. Two emojis are used because well, breasts usually come in pairs.
Sports bras are comfortable and provide plenty of support for your 🍈🍈 without the discomfort of wires.
by Four Loko Frat Guy January 25, 2025