Four Loko Frat Guy's definitions
Plainskins are so boring. I'm pretty sure they'd frame and hang a blank piece of paper and call it art.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 26, 2023
Get the plainskinmug. by Four Loko Frat Guy December 13, 2022
Get the DrunkDashmug. Short for Erewhon, the most luxurious grocery store in the world with ten locations in Southern California.
by Four Loko Frat Guy March 11, 2024
Get the E-whonmug. A college student that only got admitted thanks to affirmative action. These students don't care about their grades, sell drugs at parties, and act obnoxiously.
That Affirmative Actioner is so annoying and won't stop playing rap music in the library when we're trying to study.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 10, 2022
Get the Affirmative Actionermug. A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.
Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022
Get the Cocktail Bittersmug. A nickname for Toyota. Toyota cars are known to be inexpensive to buy and maintain, but you get what you pay for. Toyotas handle poorly and are slow, hence the name Slowyota.
My Slowyota can barely get up to freeway speeds. I’m thinking of selling it and buying a German car.
by Four Loko Frat Guy August 7, 2023
Get the Slowyotamug. A drawer in your home where you put stuff for your girlfriend when she comes over. Typical items include makeup and hair care items, feminine hygiene products, and snacks.
by Four Loko Frat Guy February 16, 2024
Get the girlfriend drawermug.