Forseti's definitions

assmittens

Somebody who is pathetic and yet arrogantly exerts all the limited power he has.

The assmittens at the liquor store refused my ID again.

by Forseti April 26, 2006

for fucking out loud

Just like "for crying out loud", an exclamation of annoyance, usually as someone else being a complete moron.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally wrecked your car.
Guy 2: Oh for fucking out loud!

by Forseti April 26, 2006

Mangina

Mangina - a derogatory term for a male who does not deserve to be called a real man by virtue of his attitudes, beliefs, and behaviour towards women.

Basically, any "man" who does not give women the respect they deserve. Includes a variety of groups like sexists, wife-beaters and cheaters.

You - Hey, did you hear Steve broke up with another girl because he thought she was getting fat?
Me - Man, that guy is such a mangina, I don't know why we hang out.

by Forseti May 3, 2009

pointy

Being in the process of having an erect penis.

She grabbed his crotch and realized she made him pointy.

by Forseti April 28, 2006

suckers de coq

Pronounced "sookers de cock", ie. the French

Never going back to Paris and hanging out with those suckers de coq.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

banana basket

Underwear, as they are used to store a man's banana.

Dude, your dick just popped out of your banana basket.

by Forseti May 2, 2006

bubblegum movie

A movie that is remaniscent of bubblegum. Suspense is built up through insane twists and upping of the ante, only to have the whole thing blow up in the end with a craptastic cop-out ending.

After seeing that bubblegum movie, Matrix Revolutions, I felt insulted and violated.

by Forseti January 9, 2007