a sky wizard Is a generic term applied to all magic men that made or had some part in making the universe and life from nothing and/or dirt + a rib, see also sky Gandalf and sky magician
If you believe a magic being in the sky is responsible for everything, you're referring to a sky wizard
by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019
Basically means "fucked up" but is a slightly more polite way of saying it... Usually used around older and younger family members
Your nans coming round for tea, and she's bringing her boyfriend...
Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup
Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup
by Flat.Turd June 04, 2021
A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
by Flat.Turd June 02, 2020
A dialect spoken by some of the most retarded and uneducated in the southern parts of England... A mixture of cockney and roadman(English ebonics) resulting in kids who can't read or write properly...
If using cockneybonics the phonetic spelling for fucking is far-king because they talk like they just finished giving a bj
by Flat.Turd September 28, 2020
I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me
by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019
by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019
Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact
"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"
by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020