Basically means "fucked up" but is a slightly more polite way of saying it... Usually used around older and younger family members
Your nans coming round for tea, and she's bringing her boyfriend...
Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup
Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup
by Flat.Turd June 04, 2021
A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag
by Flat.Turd June 02, 2020
by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019
Flacts... generally used by flattards, but also used by conspiratards in general, similar to facts but in no way are they factual... any sentence that starts with "according to science/scientists..." is usually a flact
"Facts like earth is flat, vaccines are poison, earth is 6000 years old are reasons i dont trust the government"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"
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"Those arent facts... those are flacts mate"
by Flat.Turd February 10, 2020
People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,
Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .
You're sleeping one... remtard
You're sleeping one... remtard
by Flat.Turd October 06, 2019
Being "edutarded" is when youre taught something retarded, ie flattardia theory, young earth, fake space, chemtrails etc...
by Flat.Turd July 30, 2020
A Lack minded individual I similar in definition to "like minded individual" but I in reference to said people being similarly stupid as the stupid person they're like...
by Flat.Turd October 31, 2019