Flat.Turd's definitions

flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)

Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian

by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019

Remtard

People who claim they are woke but are just stupid or still asleep. Made from 2 parts, REM refers to rem sleep most prominent during dreams, and tard from retard, they think this dream is real,

Hey man the earth is flat, and gravity ie fake you gotta wake up man.. .

You're sleeping one... remtard

by Flat.Turd October 6, 2019

Efdup

Basically means "fucked up" but is a slightly more polite way of saying it... Usually used around older and younger family members

Your nans coming round for tea, and she's bringing her boyfriend...

Boyfriend? She's 87, that's efdup

by Flat.Turd June 4, 2021

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

Fukk

An idiots way of writing fuck

Usually used as an insult from the unintelligent

"fukk you fukkwit"

by Flat.Turd December 19, 2018

Rifle knob

Really long thin penis

My friend Dylan has a rifle knob according to tinder profile

by Flat.Turd April 23, 2021

stupidels

When stupid people group up and share opinions/beliefs as fact

That guy said the earth is flat....
He's one of the stupidels

by Flat.Turd June 7, 2020