by Flash July 01, 2004
n. : Someone with one of the follow charcteristics:
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to cock fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy
1. Lives in a Trailer
2. Watches NASCAR
3. Listens to Country Music
4. Has less than 4 teeth left
5. Kisses another family member on the mouth
6. Engages in sexual intercourse with family
7. Uses food stamps
8. Goes to cock fights
9. No high school diploma
10. Is offended by Jeff Foxworthy
by Flash January 29, 2003
by flash September 11, 2003
Dialect of most West Texans who aren't hicks yet talk with a strong Southern accent. Commonly identified by an excess of I's "oo"'s and/or overemphasis on many vowels on some words. You know it's jigaleg if the speed of delivery suggests mild mental retardation but carries a mysterious charm and is surprisingly easy on the ears.
"Im from Teeehhhhhxhhhass"
"I laaaaiiiihhhkkk tha-ya-t"
"This paihhh is naaaiihhhsss"
"I laaaaiiiihhhkkk tha-ya-t"
"This paihhh is naaaiihhhsss"
by Flash July 15, 2008
A race of humanoid animals, or- US. Oftenly insulted by idiots on the internet who think they know enough to make fun of the world.
by Flash August 06, 2004
A unstable being who will receive what he wants when he strives for it, a unstoppable force. He dresses up in a mouse outfit and is to be feared by all. Usually seen playing fallout or more commonly dark souls 1/2 & 3. Has won many tournaments in dark souls 3 and been confirmed by many sources. datmeme, a pro player.
by flash January 04, 2022
A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.
My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.
by Flash June 26, 2005