Flacker's definitions

kill you dead

A southern phrase used when you are really pissed off at someone and want to beat them to near death.

I'll kill you dead for wrecking into my pickup truck!

by flacker January 19, 2006

cry heave

When someone cries so hard they run out of tears, but keep keep crying. Similar to the dry heaves when vomiting.

Nancy was dumped by her boyfriend and now has the cry heaves!

That Ron White makes me laugh so hard I get the cry heaves!

by flacker May 22, 2006

auite

One of many slang words that originated in southern US and now being spoken by urbanites. Means alright.

Hey man! How are you feeling today? Auite!

by flacker December 11, 2005

RVM vibration

Rear view mirror vibration. The vibrations that occur one's car rear view mirror from their car's boom'n system hitting base.

"Sorry officer. I did not see you behind me because I had RVM vibration!"

by flacker April 16, 2006

rung bell

When you do something that you can't take back or reverse(i.e. as in you can't un-ring that bell).

Jan's decision to have a one night stand is a rung bell.

by flacker October 24, 2005

air gap terminator

A void of nothing where someone dumb thinks something is connected or thinks there is not blank space.

1. That blonde is so stupid. I think she has an air gap terminator in her head.

2. Joe, the reason your TV won't come on is you have an air gap terminator problem. The power cord is not plugged in you idiot!

by flacker October 7, 2005

yellow lie

A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.

Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"

Jake: "Uh, what, CD. Oh, that there, uh, must be my wife's CD."

Bubba: "Your wife likes country! Quit telling yellow lies and just admit you like listening to that pretty boy!"

by flacker November 1, 2006