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by fizzle April 14, 2004
Get the hammer mug.n. a vehicle (or vehicles) exceeding the speed limit in the hammer lane, typically after a trucker has moved out of that vehicle's way. The expectation is that smokey bears will go after the vehicle moving fastest, thus keeping them occupied with a customer when you go by. Sometimes truckers try to create this situation on purpose by blocking all the lanes of traffic for a period of time to make people behind them mad enough to speed. see cop cleaner
The truckers were going four-wide on the highway for 10 miles, until the one in the hammer lane swapped lanes, and then the bear bait was released.
by fizzle October 10, 2005
Get the bear bait mug.Eliot Ness was the original G-man.
by fizzle April 2, 2004
Get the g-man mug.n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.
Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
by fizzle April 5, 2004
Get the bear report mug.A mild oath. Roughly equivalent to saying "Jesus Christ" as an oath, but less severe, and used so as not to get stricken down for blasphemy.
Geez Louise! I can't believe this definition isn't in here yet! (Actually I saw one but it was misspelled.)
by fizzle April 5, 2004
Get the geez louise mug.Southern slang
1. dry your tears and man up. see suck it up, cowboy up, cheer up.
2. a not so tactful way of saying no use crying over spilled milk
3. what you say when you see a hot chick, usually having "with a biscuit" on the end. comes from the fact that ladies tend to produce moisture in certain areas when they are aroused. strange that it's used this way, because usually the hot chick is not aroused at all, and is in fact turned off completely by your ugly mug.
1. dry your tears and man up. see suck it up, cowboy up, cheer up.
2. a not so tactful way of saying no use crying over spilled milk
3. what you say when you see a hot chick, usually having "with a biscuit" on the end. comes from the fact that ladies tend to produce moisture in certain areas when they are aroused. strange that it's used this way, because usually the hot chick is not aroused at all, and is in fact turned off completely by your ugly mug.
1. Sop it up; let's go!
2. So you made a mistake. Sop it up.
3. person 1: Hey check out that chick.
person 2: Whoa, sop it up with a biscuit!
2. So you made a mistake. Sop it up.
3. person 1: Hey check out that chick.
person 2: Whoa, sop it up with a biscuit!
by fizzle April 2, 2004
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