Fish's definitions

Bastardisation

Well, Bastardisation is a rterm given to the process of becomeing a bastard, or being a bastard, or even the term used to describe someone who has encountered the acts of a bastard.

That guy has just been through one hell of a bastardisation.

by Fish May 24, 2004

gaywoo

1) The true definition of daewoo

2) A Korean conglomerate which produces everything from toilet paper to cars..

Open the door.. i don't want to get gaywoo on my hands!

by fish May 7, 2005

Sleg

Partly eaten portion of chips and mushy peas in a polystyrene tray. Normaly found on walls or in public phone boxes.
Possibly evidence of sudden alien abduction or govenment snatch squads.

Walking back from the pub I passed a sleg on a low garden wall.

by fish May 17, 2003

Dodulik

One who teaches gym. Thinks hes "gangsta" but is not. Works at Kingsway and is known to be a busta. AKA Lamar Latrell.

Man yous a Dodulik! I cant believe u did that you busta, no man yous a Dodulik.

by Fish November 19, 2004

toe nits

It is a play on the wording, comes from the term "no tits" but now you can tell your boys whats up without the lady having a clue that you've noticed her weakness.

Yo, check out that honey over there, she got toe nits!!

by FISH November 6, 2004

shulk

the art in which a man sticks a dead rotting wombat in his ass as a ritual for a 6 year olds birthday party

"Let me just shulk myself while you blow out the candles"

by Fish December 8, 2004

brain-fart

A total lack of recognition.
A silly mistake.
Can be stress related.

"I had a total brain-fart when she asked for my number."

by Fish October 15, 2004