Finesilver's definitions

arsebestos

A particularly toxic stool

SALLY: "John, take a look at the shit I just laid; it's green!"
JOHN: "Thats not a shit; that's arsebestos!"

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

nuclear waste

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Li Ping Fuk

An acrobatic shagging partner from China

Lucy Lou
Shou Qi
Various Chinese Kung Fu bitches

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

fucktabulous

A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects

"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce"

"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"

"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

amber nectar

The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.

HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

prince harry

1.A Nazi
2.A Derrogative term for a German: "Look at that Prince harry with the friggin' towel on the sunbed"

Adolf Hitler
Joseph Goebbels
Heinrich Himmler
Cliff Richard

by Finesilver January 16, 2005