Definitions by Finesilver
fucktabulous
A descriptive word ascribing to a shag of the highest echelon. It is an expression of post-coital delight of the equal of shagging a celebrity. It can also be interchanged for the word stupendous when used to describe other acts/objects
"That was fucktabulous darling, just like shagging Beyonce"
"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"
"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"
"What a fucktabulous bong, I am well and truly fucked"
"That was a fucktabulous film, I particularly liked the part where she smoked a cigar whilst inserting a wine bottle in her rectum"
fucktabulous by Finesilver January 12, 2005
wankadoodledoo
Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"
wankadoodledoo by Finesilver January 12, 2005
amber nectar
The phenomenon of ejaculate possessing an orange hue. This is usually caused by over consumption of orange juice.
HUSBAND:"My god, the spunk in your mouth is orange, it looks like an aurora beauralios!"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"
WIFE: "Nothing to get excited about dear, hack, cough,you, gurgle just have amber nectar from drinking all that Tropicana"
amber nectar by Finesilver January 12, 2005
Spunk doodle
The spunk doodle was first invented by Rolf Harris, who discovered the technique after accidentally spilling some ejaculate onto a piece of paper following a wank. The spunk ascertaining to a spunk doodle can be dyed by using natural vegetable dyes or for the more adventuous artists out there, shit. Rolf has master(bat)ed this this technique and is giving a live workshop demonstration at the July 2005 bodily fluids expo. If you are interested in attending please write a letter (sealing the envelope with ejaculate) adressed to
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
Rolf Harris,
The Australian cock art institute,
Wankington
PO BOX 69 WANK
JACKSON BOLLOCK - Post modernistic interpretation, resulting from an uncontrollable ejaculation
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
WATER COLOUR - Mixing spunk with water to create a pastische
STILL LIFE- A spunk doodle from which is made from a man with a low sperm count
SELF PORTRAIT - A gooey arangement resembling the spunkee
ANIMAL DEPICTION - A spunk doodle created using the seaman of an animal, usually from a bull.
PERPECTIVE DRAWING - A spunk doodle utilizing various textures, shading and contours to give the viewer the illusion of a 3 dimentional spunkscape
Spunk doodle by Finesilver January 11, 2005
starburst
"Starburst" refers to a rare phenomenon,that blights misfortunate female adult film actresses. With the advent of "monstor cock" movies, the starburst has become a growing albeit still rare problem. A starburst is the painful consequence of a pornstar having either their vag or ring visciously split open by an enormous penis. The risk is magnified if 2 members enter one entrance in a double donging. Fisting is also a cause of intra pubic fissures.
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
What to do in the case of a Starburst emergency?
Well it goes without saying that prevention is better than treatment so the official line given from the starburst provention society is to : "apply copious amounts of KY in order to assist lubrication when shafting nasty bitches". Should a tear/starbust occur follow these proceedures, its as easy as S-P-U-N-K!:
1. STEM the flow of blood (place pressure on the surrounding area of the hole
2. PLACE an ice pack on said area
3. UTILIZE panties as a dressing
4. NOTE whether there is any swelling in the membranes.
5. KILL time by having a wank
(Applicable only to pornstars)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
RECTAL STARBURST - back passage fissure
VAGINAL STARBURST- Serious split/tear of the pussy
A&E STARBURST- Extreme life threatening Starburst
S&M STARBURST - Purposeful split to create a pleasure/pain sensation -(use S-P-U-N-K if you decide to try this)
starburst by Finesilver January 11, 2005
Cornetto
Cornetto by Finesilver January 11, 2005