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verb: to be checked out/eyed up by another male
Have you seen how many times I've been shania'd by that fat guy at the bar? Like, that's gonna happen!
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verb: to kiss passionately usually involving the tongue
We started off just holding hands, but it was all too much, and within seconds, we were shania-ing our faces off! Tongues and all!
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to be rendered speechless through amazement or shock
He told me he had been on the phone to Sally Ann Triplett, the girl from Bardo, the UK's Eurovision entry in 1982! I was so shania'd I had to have 3 vodka and apple's in quick succession!
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a collective noun used to designate a group of objects when no collective already exists, or else when the collective noun has been momentarily forgotten by the utterer
* a shania of garden gnomes
* a shania of sheep
* a shania of folding chairs.

That's one huge shania of fake nails you've got there, Miss Thang!!
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a term used to describe a male heaux-meaux-sexual. Usually combined with the other popular first name 'Mary', thus giving 'Shania-Mary'.
Get her, I think Shania-Mary just dragged her sorry ass in.

Did you check out how many Shanias are in here tonite? I'm bound to score, Mary doll!

I saw this total Shania walking down Old Compton Street today. I was like 'Get her!'
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an informal greeting whereby the names of those greeting one another are replaced by 'Shania'
Gary - "Hi Shania"
John - "Hey there Shania (Twain)"
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a collective noun used to designate a group of objects when no collective already exists, or else when the collective noun has been momentarily forgotten by the utter
* a shania of garden gnomes
* a shania of sheep
* a shania of folding chairs.

That's one huge shania of fake nails you've got there, Miss Thang!!
by Finda McValues April 28, 2004
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