Definitions by Filthy Sally

Porch Monkey 

An African American. Slang: Nigger.

Look at that fucking porch monkey eating fried chicken, watermelon, and washing it down with a Lil Hug juice drink. Fucking niggers.

Porch Monkey by Filthy Sally December 18, 2008

clan 

A group of people working together in online multiplayer games. They may just play together for fun, or have training sessions and compete in tournaments.

While there are exceptions, a majority of clans are filled with holier-than-thou assholes who think they're really something because they have a tag in front of their nickname. Any questioning of clan members invariably results in getting insulted repeatedly, so it's best to just let them be idiots and remember what it was like to be a teenager on the Internet anonymously.

Clanners need to get outside more often.

clan by Filthy Sally June 17, 2007

stiff 

Used to describe a strong alcoholic drink. The more stiff the drink is, the more alcohol there is in it.

Man this drink is fucking stiff. Five ounces of 5 o'clock vodka and five ounces of Kool-Aid lemonade.

stiff by Filthy Sally February 14, 2007

PKs 

(n) Short for painkillers, opiate prescription drugs containing one of the following: oxycodone, hydrocodone, codeine, and others.

John: "Hey man any PKs around?"
Joe: "Yeah there's some d double dabbers"
John: "Nice I'll take two"
Joe: "Twenty bucks, 15 minutes"

PKs by Filthy Sally September 6, 2006

drinky poo 

What Jim Lahey calls an alcoholic drink in Trailer Park Boys.

Lahey is known to become wasted off his ass and scheme with Randy to get Ricky and Julian kicked out of the trailer park while constantly drinking his "drinky poos."

Another drinky poo Randy bo bandy?

drinky poo by Filthy Sally July 26, 2006

insurrection 

To punch someone's erection in so it goes into their body.

John was talking a ton of shit and just being generally annoying so I gave the son-of-a-bitch an insurrection.

insurrection by Filthy Sally March 28, 2005