Filth monger.'s definitions

Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Nonsturbate

To masturbate whilst thinking of an individual that is under the age of consent.

Last night I masterbated whilst thinking about my neighbours daughter ie.. had a nonsturbate

by Filth monger. August 2, 2022

Filth monger

A purveyor of fine filth

That guy is a real filth monger, he was saying all sort of filthy things

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Stink valley

The valley between the butt cheeks that leads to the source of the stink hole that often becomes sweaty and stinky. Ie.. the butt crack

On a hot day I find I get a very sweaty stink valley.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Sweaty crevice

A crevice on the human body that gets hot and sweaty. Ie.. cleavage or butt crack

She has massive titties. I bet they create a massive sweaty crevice.

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Sausage factory

The hole in which the human body produces the bum sausage.

I just went to the toilet and made some massive bum sausages fresh from the sausage factory

by Filth monger. April 15, 2022