Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Filth monger.

Nonsturbate

To masturbate whilst thinking of an individual that is under the age of consent.

Last night I masterbated whilst thinking about my neighbours daughter ie.. had a nonsturbate

That guy is a real filth monger, he was saying all sort of filthy things

Merch

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

Merch

The hole in which the human body produces the bum sausage.

I just went to the toilet and made some massive bum sausages fresh from the sausage factory

Merch

A crevice on the human body that gets hot and sweaty. Ie.. cleavage or butt crack

She has massive titties. I bet they create a massive sweaty crevice.

Merch

The valley between the butt cheeks that leads to the source of the stink hole that often becomes sweaty and stinky. Ie.. the butt crack

On a hot day I find I get a very sweaty stink valley.

Merch