Lakers

A basketball team from Los Angeles. They are the cross-town rivals of the L.A. Clippers.
The Lakers were founded in Detroit as the Gems. After a miserable first season, the team relocated to Minnesota and became the Lakers. In 1960, the Lakers moved to Los Angeles. Over the years, Shaq and other basketball players have graced the franchise.
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Junior Seau

A linebacker for the New England Patriots who attended USC. The San Diego Chargers drafted him with the fifth pick in the 1990 NFL Draft. The pick paid off, as Seau (pronounced "say ow") has recorded more than 1000 tackles in his career. Seau has also played for the Miami Dolphins in his 17-year career. He is destined to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Junior Seau was recently named a team captain by the Patriots. Sometime between 1998 and 2000, Seau had to restrain Ryan Leaf after Leaf cursed into a camera.
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Cade McNown

Mewtwo's favorite quarterback, Cade McNown is John F. Kennedy's brother.
Mewtwo chats with his very best friend about Cade McNown.

Mewtwo: Say, Ilya. Who sucks more: Daunte Culpepper or Cade McNown?
Ilya: Culpepper, without a doubt.
Mewtwo: You're absolutely right, Ilya.
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Orlando Pace

The St. Louis Rams' starting left tackle. He was the No. 1 pick in the 1997 draft and has been with the Rams since. Pace has been named to 7 Pro Bowls in his career. He won the Lombardi Award at Ohio State in 1995 and 1996.
Orlando Pace is a master of the pancake block.
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Colin Mochrie

A Scottish-Canadian comedian who appears in almost every animutation.
In one animutation, Colin Mochrie had an epic battle against Jesus H Christ, who later turned out to be Mike Brasy from the Brady Bunch.
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Tim Tebow

The most recent Heisman winner. He will be a junior at the Univ. of Florida in 2008.
Tim Tebow will likely be the No. 1 pick in the 2009 NFL Draft.
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Heisman Trophy

A trophy awarded to the best player in college football.
Jay Bergwanger won the first Heisman Trophy.
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