Femalesheep's definitions

drink you in

To fully experience every part of someone. To taste their inner being. To be filled up with their presence.

I want to know your every way. I love everything about you. I long to drink you in. There is no other way to describe what I want to do with you.

by Femalesheep April 20, 2015

MILFF

Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!

That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

just bounce

Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.

Ugh. Girl, tell him to "just bounce."

by Femalesheep June 17, 2014

GOP

Good on Paper. The kind of guy every girl should go for. Established, family oriented, loving, teddy bear cute, etc.

Girl, why don't you go for the GOP? He'd treat you right!

by Femalesheep January 20, 2016

After SEX

Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.

After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014

that it girl

Like, do you WANT her? Do you NEED her? Both. Yes. I said it both. Both a want and a need. Oh shit. Go away. You don't want it. You can't handle her. Just ask both of them. LOL! They both will tell you it was fucking amazing. Better than they both imagined.

Better than you could have imagined? Like we are dreaming. Like it's better than the movies. "I already knew she is"....that it girl. Oh fuck. Thanks Ed Sheeran. "We are wrapped in life and love." I couldn't say it better, bro.

by Femalesheep June 17, 2014

toilet text

Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!

A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.

by Femalesheep June 15, 2014