Felix's definitions

DK

someone who tries too hard to be something they are definitely not, and in the act, turn out to be nothing but a total fool/loser/retart/rehab/faggot/turd .

that new guy is such a DK, he can't even make any friends!

by Felix April 14, 2005

walking blowjob

when a really short girl is with a really tall guy, she comes to his waistline therefore, well, you know the rest

Damn dude, she's so short she's a walking blowjob.

by Felix April 21, 2003

japanophile

Someone completely obsessed with Japanese culture.
May also refer to someone who is whoring out the culture, aka, Gwen Stefani.
Can also verge on extremely annoying.

Girl 1: That person is sooooo being a Gwen Stefani

Man 1: I despise Japanophiles. I hope they all die. Along with the many other groups of people I want to die.

by Felix May 6, 2005

lollerskating

When you skate lol'ering with lollerskates on. Whether its on ice or anywhere else it does not matter. Other examples include riding lollercoasters or driving a roflcopter.

I am going to lollerskate to my roflcopter.

by felix May 5, 2005

A-bomb

atomic bomb

by Felix April 10, 2006

tic tac toe

a game with X's and O's. A extremely gangsta game

Yo G, quit tripping and lets go hit the tic tac toe!

by Felix October 16, 2004

pavement princess

a street-walking prostitute

I was so horny. I spent some money on a pavement princess.

by Felix January 14, 2005