Fat Washington's definitions

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Fossy

A very old person.

Where did you dig up that old fossy?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.

We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

Krang

A word used to describe the evil mutant hybrid baby born after drinking during pregnancy.

Her krang baby attacked me when it came out of the womb.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003