Fat Washington's definitions

Boobees

The kind of bees that make milk.

The boobee squirted me in my sleep, then buzzed away.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

bundlefuck

To wrap oneself and another person of romantic importance tightly in blankets or a sleeping bag and have sex.

Jennifer and I bundlefucked by the campfire.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

schnozberry

A hardedend clump of fecal matter attached to the anal pubic hairs, similar to a dingleberry.

Alan cleaned all my schnozberries off for me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003