Definitions by Fat Washington

Boobees

The kind of bees that make milk.

The boobee squirted me in my sleep, then buzzed away.

Boobees by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

Hot Pocket 

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

Hot Pocket by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

bundlefuck 

To wrap oneself and another person of romantic importance tightly in blankets or a sleeping bag and have sex.

Jennifer and I bundlefucked by the campfire.

bundlefuck by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

wangdoodle

Willy Wonka's favorite sexual toy.

Hey Oompaloompa, where's my wangdoodle and KY?

wangdoodle by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

schnozberry 

A hardedend clump of fecal matter attached to the anal pubic hairs, similar to a dingleberry.

Alan cleaned all my schnozberries off for me.

schnozberry by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

humanatee 

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

humanatee by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

vachina by Fat Washington November 5, 2003