Fat Washington's definitions

shex

The way Sean Connery pronounces sex.

I had mad shex with her lasht night I did. -quote Sean Connery

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Fossy

A very old person.

Where did you dig up that old fossy?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Furby

When having sexual intercourse, you grab your loved one's pubic hairs(if they have any), twist, and pull. The pain and pleasure mixed is called a Furby or Furbasmic experience.

I gave my gf such a good furby.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

Krang

A word used to describe the evil mutant hybrid baby born after drinking during pregnancy.

Her krang baby attacked me when it came out of the womb.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

cyclops snacks

A term to describe blowing your cashed bowl out of a moving car window and ash flies into your eye, rendering you eyeless or 1-eyed.

I just got cyclops snacks, and it didn't feel good. o_+

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.

We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003