Fat Washington's definitions

vachina

A Chinese vagina.

I think I'm heading to Ming's Whorehouse to get me some of that mean vachina.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Krang

A word used to describe the evil mutant hybrid baby born after drinking during pregnancy.

Her krang baby attacked me when it came out of the womb.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

penois

The French word for penis.

The French man shouted, "Penois!" at me as I stomped on his foot.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

poonie

A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.

Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Fossy

A very old person.

Where did you dig up that old fossy?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

shex

The way Sean Connery pronounces sex.

I had mad shex with her lasht night I did. -quote Sean Connery

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003