Fat Washington's definitions

Furby

When having sexual intercourse, you grab your loved one's pubic hairs(if they have any), twist, and pull. The pain and pleasure mixed is called a Furby or Furbasmic experience.

I gave my gf such a good furby.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

Fossy

A very old person.

Where did you dig up that old fossy?

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

yolo parlay

when everyone is yolo but you all agree to parlay (pirate's code) so that you can accomplish something wonderful

My bros were all YOLO but a parlay was needed so we instituted a yolo parlay.

by Fat Washington March 16, 2020

Boobees

The kind of bees that make milk.

The boobee squirted me in my sleep, then buzzed away.

by Fat Washington November 11, 2003

parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.

We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

Krang

A word used to describe the evil mutant hybrid baby born after drinking during pregnancy.

Her krang baby attacked me when it came out of the womb.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003