Fat Washington's definitions

shex

The way Sean Connery pronounces sex.

I had mad shex with her lasht night I did. -quote Sean Connery

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Hot Pocket

A swollen, diseased, festering vagina.

Man, she has one nasty Hot Pocket; it's ready to shoot puss everywhere.

by Fat Washington November 10, 2003

Krang

A word used to describe the evil mutant hybrid baby born after drinking during pregnancy.

Her krang baby attacked me when it came out of the womb.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

parasaurolophus

This is a dinosaur that you will never remember. If you do remember it, you owe me one.

We've spared no expense. (Parasaurolophus)

by Fat Washington September 26, 2018

humanatee

A mutant hybrid; a man bred with a manatee.
A creature with a strong sexual appetite.

The humanatee escaped from the zoo and tried to have sexual relations with me.

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003

brae

A huge faggot. Someone who is intensely gay. A man with no sexual attraction to women whatsoever. HUMONGOUS FAGGAZOID

That guy on the forum is a brae.

by Fat Washington November 29, 2004