Pi

The name a math geek, whose pet name is “Spider-man,” gave to his tarantula pet, who loves to show his illegally acquired exotic possession wherever he goes to impress and frighten his audience.
Pretty hairy Pi never fails to be the center of attention in public squares.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
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Make Pi Greater Again

The push by white Christian nationalists in red-pilled states for their politicians to legislate the value of π to align with its biblical value of 3, as inferred from 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2, in exchange for their “holy votes.”
Just as the Pinocchio-in-Chief wants to make America greater again, a bigly proportion of ultra-MAGA patriots, who support other Pharisaic presidential candidates, want to make pi greater again.
by Fasters May 17, 2023
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Complaints of Void

When a large number of customers continually request something, and the company doesn’t have it—for instance, Threads lacks some must-have features that are presently available on X, formerly Twitter.
Complaints of void are free, valuable feedback, as they expose unmet needs—they are gold mines of opportunity that your competitors could seize to put you out of business.
by Fasters September 10, 2023
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Pitrosexual

A term that describes a subset of mathematical constants that try to adopt certain adult behaviors or practices of the number π so that they too could catch the attention of an oft-semi-illiterate public, who might show an interest in them, especially their sexy numerical or geometric properties.
What are the chances that “pitrosexual” would be named the word of the year by the mathematical brethren in a-not-too-distant future?
by Fasters September 13, 2022
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Pi NFTs

When non-fungible token (NFT) creators produce digital goods that leverage on the number π—mathematics’s most famous or beloved constant—to target millions of math educators and geeks worldwide, who value true ownership, trust, and transparency of digital assets—from π e-cards and jokes to newly coined π-related words and phrases to π (temporary) tattoos and websites.
Crypto investors, some of whom had even flunked their school math, are eager to own a piece of “mathematical immortality” via pi NFTs.
by Fasters February 07, 2022
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Timeshitting

Timesheeting at a public toilet. When a public toilet cleaner ticks off their daily assigned tasks at regular intervals, while reporting any defect or breakdown, on a washroom inspection card.
The poor sanitary conditions at most public toilets worldwide shows that most janitors pay lip service to timeshitting, who are often pissed off by the inconsiderate behaviors of some members of the public, such as squatting with their dirty shoes on the toilet bowl, failing to flush the toilet after use, and stealing toilet rolls.
by Fasters January 26, 2022
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Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.
Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.
by Fasters September 15, 2020
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