Pi Persecution

When the number ฯ€ is being spied 24/7/365 online and trolled by envious or jealous numerical constants, who couldnโ€™t stand her global appeal or fame, as thousands of mathematicians and math educators worldwide maniacally devote an obscene number of hours every year trying to discover hidden properties about her.
Constants like e and ๐›ท, conspiring with โˆš2 and i, have been repeatedly accused of pi persecution, because theyโ€™ve allegedly or unprovenly ganged up to serially and spitefully downvote any old and new Urban Dictionary entries on ฯ€ every day.
by Fasters January 23, 2022
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Short for โ€œSee-no-evil-hear-no-evil-speak-no-evil Math.โ€ Emojis that caution students and their parents in conservative circles not to entertain any form of multicultural math, because it will adulterate the contributions of white mathematicians, or elevate the mathematical heritage of non-Western mathematicians.
MAGA Teacher: โ€œWhat does โ€œ(๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™Š) ๐Ÿ”ขโ€ mean?โ€

Foreign Student: โ€œNo woke math!โ€
by Fasters April 10, 2023
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When the number pi looks so different when she dresses up in various typefaces or fonts (regular, italic, bold, bold-italic)โ€”her facial expression or mood changes in different typographical settings.
Unlike in Helvetica or Times New Roman, the number pi looks quasi-unrecognizable in Avenir Next, be it in regular, italic, or bold. Theyโ€™re not being critical when they commented that not all piโ€™s are created equal.
by Fasters November 17, 2022
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Piminence

Short for โ€œPi Prominence.โ€ Being known on social media for posting anything irreverent, irreligious, humorous, silly, political, or even offensive on the number ฯ€, be they pi definitions and haikus, pi art and memes, pi jokes and cartoons, and pi NFTs and tokens.
Prof. Poppyโ€™s piminence didnโ€™t go unnoticed in academic circles, because his postings please the liberals but piss off the conservatives.
by Fasters December 28, 2022
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Pinocchio Publishing

This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.
How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a โ€œPinocchio Publishingโ€ company?
by Fasters April 22, 2022
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