Trantagonize

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016

Jewber

A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.

I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.

by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017

Auto immune

Someone who tragically does not understand the appeal of sexy, fast cars.

I love the new BMW convertible but my husband is Auto Immune and drives a boring SUV.

by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021

Presidon't

When you have a President who makes so many bad decisions that you dread hearing the next thing he's done.

Trump's statements about the "fake media", voter fraud, Nordstrom dropping Ivanka clothing and Fredrick Douglass still being alive make him our first Presidon't.

by Faster Redhead February 09, 2017

Boob mitzvah

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

by Faster Redhead September 28, 2016

Fellatious

A combination of fellatio and humorous. When you can’t stop laughing while you give a blow job.

If you watch stand up on while you fool around, you may end up with a fellatious partner.

by Faster Redhead November 19, 2023

Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead January 23, 2016