by Faster Redhead December 15, 2021
The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).
by Faster Redhead April 30, 2016
Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.
I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.
by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016
When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away
On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.
by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017
A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.
Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.
by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016
Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.
by Faster Redhead November 13, 2016
by Faster Redhead February 25, 2017