Definitions by Faster Redhead

Boob mitzvah 

A party you throw to celebrate having the same breast implants for 13 years. Usually held right before you upgrade to a newer pair.

I can't wait to celebrate my boob mitzvah and give them a going away party.

Boob mitzvah by Faster Redhead September 30, 2016

Extravagina 

Pronounced like extravaganza. When you have a tremendous amount of sex in a short period of time, rendering your ladyparts exhausted.

Ashley came back from the weekend with her hot new boyfriend and shared all the gory details about her extravagina to all her friends.

Extravagina by Faster Redhead September 1, 2016

Vajoctor

Nickname for gynecologist, vagina doctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!

Vajoctor by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016

Weave queen 

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.

That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.

Weave queen by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

Racktrap 

Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.

I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.

Racktrap by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

Goldicocks

A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.

We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."

Goldicocks by Faster Redhead June 4, 2016

Trantagonize 

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

Trantagonize by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016