Faster Redhead's definitions

Grief shopping

When you experience the loss of a loved one and drown your sorrow by going on a shopping binge.

When her mom died, Debra went grief shopping and accumulated three pair of Louboutin platforms and two Gucci bags in an attempt to spend the grief away.

by Faster Redhead May 21, 2018

Weave queen

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.

That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.

by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

sedermasochism

The forced act of celebrating the Jewish holiday of Passover (seder) with your dysfunctional family (masochism).

Dreading the sedermasochism I will experience when I go to my parents house for Passover next week.

by Faster Redhead May 24, 2016

Extravagina

Pronounced like extravaganza. When you have a tremendous amount of sex in a short period of time, rendering your ladyparts exhausted.

Ashley came back from the weekend with her hot new boyfriend and shared all the gory details about her extravagina to all her friends.

by Faster Redhead September 1, 2016

Cockeoke

Pronounced cock-kee-oh-kee. Doing karaoke (singing) while giving a blowjob, with the vibrations adding an extra sensation to the BJ. Sometimes accompanied by holding the penis as. Microphone for effect.

Bernadette gave her husband a cockeoke blowjob, prompting him to say "don't talk with your mouth full."

by Faster Redhead July 5, 2017

Jewber

A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.

I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.

by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where a person slides their mouth up and down a penis shaft while breathing or murmuring into it, like a harmonica.

She had a reputation for giving great harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 12, 2017