harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down on a penis while breathing or speaking into it.

He could never dump his girlfriend because she loved to play the harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 10, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down an erect penis while humming or speaking into it.

He knew his girlfriend was a keeper after she gave him a harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 10, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where a person slides their mouth up and down a penis shaft while breathing or murmuring into it, like a harmonica.

She had a reputation for giving great harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 12, 2017

Vajoctor

Nickname for gynecologist, vagina doctor

It's time for my annual visit to the Vajoctor!

by Faster Redhead June 21, 2016

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

Weave queen

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.

That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.

by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016