Failurebitch's definitions

Party

An event that consists of food, booze, lots of people (10 or more), music and fun. Usually parties are held to celebrate something, but they could even be thrown for no reason at all.

Damn, I still need to find a dress to wear to the party!

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

bitch

A rich girl who wears designer outfits and fucks all the boys on every sports team at the school, fucking a different one every night. She usually bullies girls like me because I'm pale and dress in black most of the time. She's minipulitive, spoiled, mean, rude, and a terrible excuse for a human being. She's generally the main cause for female suicide, drug abuse, or alcohol addiction at her school. I'm lucky nobody at my school is like this. She also spreads lies about people she doesn't like, wears TOO MUCH makeup, gets plastic surgery/ Botox done every week to keep herself looking like a living Barbie while the rest of the girls look real, and she'll also bleach her hair and go to the tanning salon.

Me: (minding my own business)
Bitch: OMG, look at her, total fashion failure!
Me: (wearing more clothes than her) Have you looked in the mirror lately, because you look like a Cheeto with hardly any clothes on.
Bitch: You're wearing all that because you're fat.
Me: I'll have you know that I'm actually very slim and can kick your fucking bitch ass into next week you whore!
Bitch: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT! (slaps me)
Me: (stands up from sitting on the bench, punches her plastic surgened nose, breaking it, then kicks her chest, popping one of the breast implants)
Bitch: (attempts to punch me, tears streaming down her face, blood oozing from fake nose)
Me: (grabs fist, puts her in straight arm bar and breaks arm)
Bitch: ( screams in pain)
then the principle calls our parents, her parents file lawsuit, my parents praise me for self defense then proceed to win lawsuit.

by Failurebitch May 30, 2018

Feminazi

"Feminists" who want all men to die, and are a laughing stock for normal women

How you can usually identify them:

•They won't shut the fuck up about how all men are supposedly "evil"/"rapists"
•Is a bitch to everyone who even SLIGHTLY disagrees with her
•Low IQ
•Wasted her college years on useless shit like gender studies instead of studying USEFUL things like chemistry or engineering
•A permanent angry look on their face
•They almost never laugh/smile
•They smell like a litter box, yeast infection, sewage, and/or sweat (due to bad hygiene and not doing laundry)
•Severe acne (due to a high fat diet and bad hygiene)
•Bad haircuts
•Bright colored hair dye
•Wears tacky and smelly clothes with no bra
•Hairy armpits and legs
•Fat (not curvy, just a blob)
•Shit personality
•Car covered in Communism stickers among others

Not every woman is a feminazi, and not every man is an asshole.
- the woman who made this definition

If you're a feminazi, please stay away from me.

by Failurebitch May 16, 2025

Bloody Stupid Hat

A hat made out of witch's skin with an asshole inside of it and is super cursed. Whoever wears ends up with bad luck.

It's a bloody stupid hat with a bloody stupid curse on it, and every time he wears it something bloody stupid terrible happens. I've tried throwing it away, but every time I do, it ends up crawling back, literally!

by Failurebitch November 29, 2022

Glitter

Comes in all colors and is super shiny. A girl's best friend.

I love glitter.

by Failurebitch December 5, 2017

Rachel Zegler

An actress who's a bonafide mean girl, is anti-Semitic, narcissistic, entitled, bitchy, self-righteous, childish, sexist, bratty, and rude. Her lack of talent and terrible personality make period cramps and Mondays look like fun. She really gives Karen vibes.

Rachel Zegler will get offended when you tell her about her flaws because she thinks she's perfect. I, however, when mine are pointed out, will say: Welp, not much I can do about some of them since I'm stuck with some of them for life.

I could make a better Snow White than her.

by Failurebitch March 7, 2025

Soccer Mom

A woman who only lets her kids listen to educational music and causes traffic jams at the local elementary school because they want to make sure their "perfect children" don't get hurt or killed while walking 10 feet to get to the door. Her kids are spoiled brats and act like the little shits they are in public. Soccer moms generally don't have a job, bleach their hair, and drive luxury mini vans. They're referred to as trophy wives as they wear tons of makeup and get their hair bleached once a week to make regular moms like mine feel bad. They don't let their kids use the internet because it's "violent" and "sexual", the kids can only watch PG and G rated movies, and play Minecraft for a video game.

Me: *Listening to Nicki Minaj
Soccer Mom: TURN THAT OFF, MY PRECIOUS BABY DOESN'T NEED TO HERE THAT!!
Me: *Turns it up
Soccer Mom: If you don't turn that off, I'm calling the police
Me: Bitch, shut the fuck up ya nigga!

by Failurebitch May 29, 2018