A misogynistic pig with an ugly personality and a microdick that hates women simply for existing. His followers consist of incels and 9-14 year old boys (who cry like babies if you dare say anything against Tate for some reason) that need to go outside and interact with the real world. Andrew Tate is also known for scamming people, being q malignant narcissist, encouraging violence (especially against women), being a pedophile, human trafficking, having a microdick, rape, being entitled, having a low IQ, and just being a piece of shit. Tate feels threatened by strong women, and REAL men who are not afraid to be compassionate towards everyone regardless of gender.
Andrew Tate is an asshole who wishes he could be a man imstead of a child with a beard. Any guy who treats women with respect is a REAL MAN.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
Get the Andrew Tatemug. Symptoms:
A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
A small dick
Driving a super loud jacked up truck with headlights that turn night into day for over a mile
Idolizing misogynistic pigs that hit/rape/pimp out their girlfriends/wives
Normal voice volume is nearly a yell
Riding people's bumpers on the road, even when they are going 5mph over the speed limit (so feeling the need to go 10 mph+ OVER the speed limit despite not having an emergency or running late)
Sexually harassing women/not understanding that no means no
Watching porn 24/7
Narcissism
Either shutting down or becoming verbally/physically aggressive when criticized/repremanded (not stemming from childhood trauma/abuse)
Lying about how many women he's fucked (seriously, nobody wants/needs to know)
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
Get the Tiny Dick Syndromemug. One of the reasons why some people choose to remain virgins for life. Raising children is very expensive, stressful, and frustrating, leaving the parents drained physically, psychologically, and financially. If a couple has 1, they have to put their life on hold for 18 years and 9 months so the child can grow up. If a couple decides to have multiple, their life could be put on hold for even longer depending on the age gaps and how many children they have. By the time the child/children reach adulthood, the couple is either middle aged or borderline elderly in most cases. In other cases, they could still have more after the first one turns 18 if the mom had the first one as a teenager.
I don't want children. Being pregnant, giving birth, cleaning up vomit/waste, middle of the night diaper changes/feeding, putting life on hold, not being able to afford things, dealing with disrespectful teenagers, the tantrums, and letting life pass me by isn't for me. Fuck that. I want to travel and have a life.
by Failurebitch March 07, 2025
Get the Childrenmug. 1. A six sided box that we all end up in
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
2. What vampires sleep in during the day after drinking blood all night
Barnabas Collins: There were so many women that had delicious blood in their veins last night! The sun's about to rise, so I better go downstairs and get in my coffin.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
Willie Loomis: Uhh... Barnabas, the sheriff was here earlier. He wanted to ask you about what happened to Sky Rumson.
Barnabas Collins: Ugh, of course. Can't tell the sheriff that I made that bastard shoot himself, so I'll just say he shot himself.
Julia Hoffmann: Barnabas, before you go downstairs, I need to tell you that you'll be receiving your final injection at just before dawn tomorrow.
Barnabas Collins: Very well. If the sheriff comes by later, tell him I'm not here, but he can come back tonight after dark.
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
Get the Coffinmug. Someone who's either super far left or super far right on the political spectrum who can't respect someone's opinions or take a joke.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
How to spot a far left snowflake:
Ususally a white female with neon colored hair, is super fat, has a "Coexist" sticker on their car (when they would literally wish death on you for being pro-life or even the tiniest bit religious), smells like cat piss or sewage, wears tacky clothes, needs a literal cry room, has a victim complex, has no concept of how the world works,and commonly found on an American college campus protesting something nobody cares about instead of going to class.
How to spot a far right snowflake:
Usually a white male with a Nazi swastika tattooed on his arm, bald, either super muscular or super fat, drives a jacked up truck with bright ass headlights (tends to ride your bumper if you're going the speed limit because if he doesn't go 75 mph+ his dick is going to fall off, and he will blind you with the headlights), idolizes misogynistic assholes, abuses his family (wife, kids, and pets), and has tiny dick syndrome.
Scenario one-
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
Me: Ugh, misogyny is disgusting.
Far-right snowflake: Shut up you stupid bitch, make me a sandwich
Me: Leave me alone you fucking snowflake, get your own damn sandwich and take your tiny dick syndrome elsewhere
Far-right snowflake: (Tries to hit me).
Me: (Dodges and kicks the snowflake in his tiny dick)
Far-right snowflake: (Screams like a little girl)
Me: Don't try to lay your hands on a woman unless you want her foot to give you a free vasectomy. Fucking asshole!
Scenario two:
Me: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Couldn't tell you, they'd just sit in the dark complaining about how it's somehow a man's fault the light is broken!
Far-left snowflake: You're rude and insensitive! How can you say such a thing as a woman?
Me: Because I have a sense of humor and don't sympathize with women who go out of their way to put men down just because they exist. When was the last time you sat down with a man and just talked about a topic that interested both of you?
Far-left snowflake: I don't remember.
Me: Exactly. If you weren't such a snowflake, maybe you wouldn't alienate the men like your dad who actually do care about you.
Far-left snowflake: My dad left when my mom was pregnant with me. I have a brother, but I haven't seen or spoken to him in years because he's a man.
Me: See? Maybe try giving him a call and reconciling.
by Failurebitch June 25, 2025
Get the Snowflakemug. An actress who's a bonafide mean girl, is anti-Semitic, narcissistic, entitled, bitchy, self-righteous, childish, sexist, bratty, and rude. Her lack of talent and terrible personality make period cramps and Mondays look like fun. She really gives Karen vibes.
Rachel Zegler will get offended when you tell her about her flaws because she thinks she's perfect. I, however, when mine are pointed out, will say: Welp, not much I can do about some of them since I'm stuck with some of them for life.
I could make a better Snow White than her.
I could make a better Snow White than her.
by Failurebitch March 07, 2025
Get the Rachel Zeglermug. The FUNNIEST rapper to ever exist. He would shoot the shit with you while he smokes a joint and you sip on whatever alcoholic beverage you like if getting high isn't your thing.
If I met Afroman in real life, I'd give him a high five and direct him to the nearest weed dispensery. I don't smoke weed since I've never understood the hype behind drugs, but I'm sure Afroman would appreciate knowing where he can get some weed.
by Failurebitch June 04, 2025
Get the Afromanmug.