butt gnome

1) A small woodland creature that lives in the hair forest in and around ones Anus. Usually the thicker said forest, the larger chance one would be infested by Butt Gnomes. Usually found in males, but females can become infected if they have a hairy anus as well.

2) Term used as a verbal attack. Who would want to live in a forest of anus hair?

Example 1:
Josh: "How are your Butt Gnomes doing?"

John: "I found one today, when I had my finger in my ass."

Jason: "I will rape him later."

Example 2:
Josh: "Look at my popped-up collar! I am the coolest man alive!"

John: "Whatever, I am pretty sure Butt Gnomes pop up their collars too... What a fag!"

by Face February 23, 2005

L337 H4x0r

An "Elite Hacker."

It's usually just some retard who thinks he can hack you.

God, that guy is so l337 h4x0r

by Face April 16, 2006

Pappy the Shrub

A lone tree in the middle of a Disney Road.

Po' ole Pappy t' shrub.

by Face February 14, 2005

Creamy

when a female is leakin

Yeah I was gamin that bitch up, had her creamy thinkin bout the pipe

by face April 30, 2003

pound

5 bucks

Dogg, what up wit that pound you owe me.

by face April 30, 2003

almost boning

The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone has lots of sex, or no sex at all.

Josh: "Dude, did you just see me talk to that chick"

John: "Yeah, you almost boned her" (Sarcastic)

Jason" "Oh yeah? I will rape her later"

by Face February 18, 2005

HAARP

A government project used to control the weather. The msny hurricanes were thought to be results of extensive HAARP testing. HAARP stands for HIGH FREQUENCY ACTIVE AURORAL RESEARCH PROGRAM.

"omg, HAARP is making anothr hurricane in my area!!!"

by face April 21, 2005