LMFAO

SoHotGurl: hey im trying out for the world sexiest woman
FuckYeah! : LMFAO

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Back to school

The saying that all parents love but all kids hate so fucking much.

Parent: Back to school! yeah! my fucking children are going to fucking school!
Kid: Fuck school

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What you say when you really don't wanna hear a shit of what someones saying

Friend: I'm so sad my boyfriend dumped me.
You: ok

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Cats that are catty.

Cat: I love my fish
Dog: Catty Cats

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What you say when you really don't want to share your happy juice.

1: hey lets get ready for the party before the guests come.
2: k
1: so what to do?
2: Hide the rum!

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What you say when you want someone to shut up or have sex with you.

1: I am soooo better
2: Suck It

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1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods

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