The saying that all parents love but all kids hate so fucking much.
Parent: Back to school! yeah! my fucking children are going to fucking school!
Kid: Fuck school
Buy a
Back to school
mug!
Cats that are catty.
Cat: I love my fish
Dog: Catty Cats
What you say when you really don't want to share your happy juice.
1: hey lets get ready for the party before the guests come.
2: k
1: so what to do?
2: Hide the rum!
What you say when you want someone to shut up or have sex with you.
1: I am soooo better
2: Suck It
What you say when you really don't wanna hear a shit of what someones saying
Friend: I'm so sad my boyfriend dumped me.
You: ok
Another word for penis.
1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods
laughing my fucking ass off
SoHotGurl: hey im trying out for the world sexiest woman
FuckYeah! : LMFAO
