FRED's definitions

peanut

A small testies like freds

Fred put some pants on

by Fred February 21, 2003

Stinking Of Spanish

The fragrance that permeates your clothes after leaving a Mexican restaurant.

When we got home from dinner at Don Juans we were Stinking Of Spanish

by Fred October 16, 2004

Klepto

A person with a compulsive desire to steal things.

Many Kleptos steal things from work.

Not many people knew it, but Adam was a Klepto. He bragged about stealing laptops, hard drives, memory, tape drives, blank CDs, tapes, keyboards, mice, you name it.

– Anything he could fit into his oversized Microsoft bag would end up in his basement…

See also: PTOboy tourettes

by Fred March 30, 2004

Machiwara Stick

A stick which is about 4 feet tall that pertrudes out of the ground, used to condition the knuckles. Can be held in place either by cement or rocks. The martial artist's Replacement for a punching bag

I punched my machiwara stick until my knuckles were raw and bloody.

by Fred September 22, 2003

Shit fer brains

One who displays a lack of common sense
A fuckup

Joe really screwed up the assignment. He's such a shit fer brains.

by Fred January 19, 2003

fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked. fuck!

Oh dear the object in front of me appears not to be working

when your cental heating breaks down.....
fuck! the fucking fuckers fucking fucked fuck!
7 in a row gramatically correct

by fred November 19, 2003

bob

battery operated buddy

wut ppl use

by Fred February 6, 2006