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Rosetta

Where you murder, get high while pregnant excessively, attempt to murder, neglect, and kidnap children, all while claiming to have not known these things were bad, and blaming the act of having children as the reasons for your actions, and then convince everyone that you are a better parent than the one that saved your kids from yourself, while going on to have even more children, then changing the blame to others not involved the original acts. Also, sometimes blaming your mental health. Refusing to take you medication, and then saying there is no mental health,. Sometimes demanding very large sums of money as ransom, and later using math that doesn't add up as the reason for the demand from someone that has no money to begin with and is homeless because of your actions, but because you have a cop in the family. You get away with everything you've done, and shun the very person that saved your kids lives for doing drugs.
You are approaching Rosetta status, you must have a cop in the family...
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Rosettamug.

Conundrumery

where the FBI provokes you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you into doing things that provoke them into provoking you to provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you into provoking them into provoking you.....etc....
I see the FBI are on that conundrumery again, pissing themselves off so they have a reason to be pissed off.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Conundrumerymug.

Skyla

The dumbest, worst and ugliest kid, so misbehaved that she makes her own mother want to kill her and any other siblings she has.
That woman is in prison because she had a skyla for a child and ended up drowning all her kids in a tub.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Skylamug.

Telekefuckery

Where the FBI talks to you telepathically, using technology nobody knows exists, and then provokes you into (leaves you no other option) telling people about it, while offering you $50,000 dollars to not tell anyone and then makes fun of you, knowing that no one will believe you and they will see you as mentally unstable, so they can make legal decisions on your behalf.
Poor guy, the FBI must be using telekefuckery on that gentlemen, be cause suddenly he is giving away everything he owns and is acting out for a reason. Probably has a bad case of molestation as well. Surprised he hasn't murder and his roommates....
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Telekefuckerymug.

FBIied

Where you've continuously are lied to by the FBI.
I just found out that for like 9 years, I've been FBIied, the whole time.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the FBIiedmug.

Skyla

The absolute fucking dumbest fucking child to and worst excuse for anything that lives ont his Earth. The fucking most disgusting human excuse for a parent child, so much that her own mom tried killing her a bunch of times.
You child is as bad as Skyla. No one will ever talk to her ever again!!!
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Skylamug.

Molestation

Where the FBI molests you, and then claims that they aren't even touching you, while admitting that they are definitely molesting you and laughing about it, but their mouth is still in your cock or their tongue is still licking your ass crack up and down.
It's molestation of the highest order if you are being molested and the FBI are laughing at you.
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
mugGet the Molestationmug.

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