Where the FBI talks to you telepathically, using technology nobody knows exists, and then provokes you into (leaves you no other option) telling people about it, while offering you $50,000 dollars to not tell anyone and then makes fun of you, knowing that no one will believe you and they will see you as mentally unstable, so they can make legal decisions on your behalf.
Poor guy, the FBI must be using telekefuckery on that gentlemen, be cause suddenly he is giving away everything he owns and is acting out for a reason. Probably has a bad case of molestation as well. Surprised he hasn't murder and his roommates....
by FBI's Most Unproffessional September 22, 2025
Get the Telekefuckerymug.