FABARM's definitions

DEGUANO

DEGUANO:- That's the "depigeonication" of MAINLY pigeon crap which fills pavements squares and streets with "aerocrap" - pigeon - he "UNTRAINABLE".

What we need here, in Trafalgar Square, is to DEGUANO the joint. Wait for the small hours then powerhouse the droppings with high powered hot water.

by FABARM January 15, 2019

FABMATE

FABMATE is the FABARM'S steady partner.

YOU, are my partner now, youve become a FABMATE - I hope it lasts for EVER - or even longer!

by FABARM November 23, 2018

FONFF

FONFF:- Feeling Only Normal FABARM Feelings.

My feelings for that wonderus one has enhanced - I feel constant FONFF - I can think of little else!

by FABARM December 5, 2018

FUCKULARITY

A joy and ability to engage in a range of sexual activities to give and enjoy sexual pleasures.

It was your fuckularity which has made me lust for you.

by FABARM September 12, 2010

FABOID

FABOID Is a successful person who, whilst fond of linking with FABARMS, cannot spare enough of his/her personal time to become a complete FABARM.

I watched FABOID putting on a handbrake turn when she was an extra - SOME turn! 180 degrees and right between the cars - she just got out and back on the set!

by FABARM November 13, 2018

FABOOZLED

FABOOZLED:- FABOOZLED is the, so far unheard of, description of a conventional FABARM who has been degenerated by one or more N O N FABARMS!

IF...O N L Y that FABARM hadn't become FABOOZLED! We'll HAVE to remember that it'll probably NEVER happen again - a FABARM is a FABARM is a FABARM!!!

by FABARM January 4, 2019

HIPEB

Highly Intelligent Plus Excessively Beautiful

We need a HIPEB to call in and persuade him to get this press, I know one, just around the corner who can fix this up.

by FABARM October 22, 2018