FABARM's definitions

ULTMCDOOM'D

ULTMCDOOM'D is the SCOOTISH warning that you're heading for ULTMCDANGER, unless, you make a quick and compete apology - (ESPECIALLY since you are in SCOOTLAND!!).

ULTMCDOOM'D Mr McTrouble! - I keep telling you AND your SCOOTISH MCFRIENDS - you'll be MCdoomed if you say that about SCOOTLAND - ESPECIALLY when you're in "The land of the Scoots!!

by FABARM December 4, 2018

FLATULATER

FLATULATER is a person who flatulates a L O T - E V E N WHEN HE/SHE IS, OR A P P E A R E D to be, DEEPLY asleep.

See you later FLATULATER!

by FABARM November 20, 2018

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN:- Is a popular informal word used by FABARM'S A N D his/her close friends and colleagues. It USUALLY has a core meaning of:- "Things still going straight?

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN? Looks to me like you're nearly all up that cliff, then, it's only a "spit" away from the cave entrance - "bon voyage".

by FABARM December 13, 2018

CAP'NGHASTLY

CAP'NGHASTLY is ANY officer who can't "connect" with other cadets or officers - he, she, it, sticks to the ancient times.

There are only a very few training in this old UNI, it's been going down ever since CAP'NGHASTLY was in charge.

by FABARM December 3, 2018

UKCOU

UKCOU:- United Kingdom Cops -Overworked and Underpaid! BUT - they S T I L L get on with "the job".

Don't PISBALLABOUT, get the UKCOU in, they're pretty good at keeping the minusminded terrorists under control.

by FABARM January 10, 2019

MCDANGEROUS

MCDANGEROUS:- McEi ! Mcderrillies it be true! AND, verily tis not known by McMany, M A N Y, E V E N .... CVC ...... . ("U L T R A M A C M A N Y") M A Y be MCDANGEROUS - (there's a MCLOOTA lot of it about).

MCDANGEROUS:-McEi! Mcderillies, it be true! AND, verily, AND, verily, tis not known by McMany - M A N Y, E V E N "ULTRAMACMANY" M A Y be MCDANGEROUS:- (There's a L O T of it about!).

by FABARM February 12, 2019

FROGNALFLAT

FROGNALFLAT:- The centre of FROGNAL life and trade, the heart and home of LONDON'S creativity, trade and triumph.

I'll have to get back up to my FROGNALFLAT, leave me alone for the rest of the day - I'll get back onto you when I can, should be early tonight.

by FABARM January 17, 2019