FABARM's definitions

SPYDRONE

SPYDRONE:- Is the way of using a secret DRONE, NOT to shut down airports, but to gather information of enemy spy operations on the ground. The SPYDRONE is bigger, faster, AND quieter than the sort of DRONES which used to keep airports shut - THIS is a "SUPERDRONE" - it "drones" more things than you can even begin to imagine!

SPYDRONE - that's what we need to open up that locked up embassy, AND, then 4 army men can burst in through the "bullet proof" windows and finish off the terrorists - ('cept for ONE!).

by FABARM December 20, 2018

FABQUIESCENT

FABQUIESCENT:- A student FABARM who supports and delivers very many FABARM abilities and wishes, and shows delight in becoming fully FABQUIESCENT - sooner rather than later.

All we need for this job is a FABQUIESCENT or, maybe two, one each end of the main drag - they'll get the info!

by FABARM December 19, 2018

FABUNKNOWN

FABUNKNOWN:- Is a secret FABARM who never appears to exist, he she or it could be operating, silently unknown, from the enemie's attic - the FABUNKNOWN nearly always operates silently - then disappears INSTANTLY!

I'm certain that he's a very cunning agent, we'll need to get a FABUNKNOWN up in his attic for a while, he or she'll get the facts within a couple of hours - FABUNKNOWNS ARE F A S T !

by FABARM December 17, 2018

HELLBUMP

HELLBUMP:- Is URBAN slang for the effect a new baby(s) has in the body of an angelic FABARM who is carrying the offspring within herself until the moment when, it/they, are born.

Sit down, EXCESSIVELY BEAUTIOUS I ( of the opposite SEX), I'll bring you some honey and key in a SHAKESPEARE play to let you, AND your soon to arrive GODLET enjoy it, the HELLBUMP will be over soon.

by FABARM December 17, 2018

FFABARM

FFABARM:- Is the female version of FABARM - Female Fundamental And Born Again Atheist Republican Mongrels. Although FABARM and his secret clan of thirteen very special FABARMS, are seen by some to be the leading crew, the FFABARM'S are every bit as important and successful as the original male FABARMS.

Listen, James, we don't know whether this group of spies are M or F! I'm gonna send in at least one FFABARM - T H R E E if I can get em, a brace of FABARMS can roll in just after, from the other side of town.

by FABARM December 17, 2018

FABWULF

FABWULF:- FABWULF is, some say, a phantom wolf who has a mixture of a notable FABARM and a wicked old English wolf. He/she/it - (because it is 'STREEMLYVIOLENT - E V E N WHEN ASLEEP) - will kill any animal or human just for the fun of it! To FABWULF or not to FABWULF - That's NEVER a question!

DON'T take a shortcut down that little lane through the woods, I heard that a FABWULF hangs out behind a HUGE tree, just waiting for a lovely lunch like you to turn up. I'll walk home with you up here in the safety.

by FABARM December 16, 2018

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN:- Is a popular informal word used by FABARM'S A N D his/her close friends and colleagues. It USUALLY has a core meaning of:- "Things still going straight?

HOWUDIDDLYDOIN? Looks to me like you're nearly all up that cliff, then, it's only a "spit" away from the cave entrance - "bon voyage".

by FABARM December 13, 2018