Eziquio C.'s definitions

Virginiaty

Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.

Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!

Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.

by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014

Porskeen

What thickly-accented Mexicans call the foreskin.

My girlfriend saw mi porskeen and she was filled with glee!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Pissburger

The kind of burger you receive when you are rude to the waiter.

I guess I shouldn't have been rude to my server last night, cause he brought me a regular pissburger!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

pinehole

A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.

I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).

by Eziquio C. December 14, 2014

Little Magician

A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.

I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

Wienerized

When you rub your wiener all over something.

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014