little amigos

Testicles (your balls).

My 101 year-old wife just crushed my "Little Amigos! :(

by Eziquio C. December 02, 2014

Wienerized

When you rub your wiener all over something.

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!

by Eziquio C. December 02, 2014

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 16, 2014

Pissburger

The kind of burger you receive when you are rude to the waiter.

I guess I shouldn't have been rude to my server last night, cause he brought me a regular pissburger!

by Eziquio C. December 16, 2014

pinehole

A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.

I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).

by Eziquio C. December 14, 2014

Virginiaty

Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.

Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!

Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.

by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014

Porskeen

What thickly-accented Mexicans call the foreskin.

My girlfriend saw mi porskeen and she was filled with glee!

by Eziquio C. December 16, 2014