Eziquio C.'s definitions

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Porskeen

What thickly-accented Mexicans call the foreskin.

My girlfriend saw mi porskeen and she was filled with glee!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Wienerized

When you rub your wiener all over something.

Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014

stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!

I'm stoned outta my gourd!

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

Pissburger

The kind of burger you receive when you are rude to the waiter.

I guess I shouldn't have been rude to my server last night, cause he brought me a regular pissburger!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

cummin up the works

When someone makes things more difficult by ruining something

Eziquio was cummin up the works when he urinated on the supervisor's paperwork.

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014

little amigos

Testicles (your balls).

My 101 year-old wife just crushed my "Little Amigos! :(

by Eziquio C. December 1, 2014