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An assbaby is a muthafucker that weren't born from no pussy......... noooooo sirreeee.... this homeboy was born out of some nasty crack ho's turd encrusted asshole. We all know a moe fugga like this. He runs off da mowf and is fulla shit about 99% of the time and pretty much embarrases you to be seen with his lame ass. Hes a full grown asshole now, but once upon a time he was born an assbaby.
(1) Joe: Yeah, man, Bildo called today. Fred: Oh yeah, whats did that assbaby want?
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
(2) She was grunting on the toilet.... her asshole was splitting with pain. This had to be the biggest shit she had ever took. With one final bloodcurdling scream , the unholy monster pushed its way past her gaping sphincter and went plop into the commode. She was half afraid to look, but she did, and was instantly horrified by what she beheld. It was an assbaby!!!! A perfectly formed head with a skeletor ugly face the end of a 9 inch turd with little arms and legs sticking out the sides. But just then, her natural motherly instinct took over and she showered the fresh assbaby with love and affection. She kissed it and carresed it and even tho it left brown smears on her cheek, she adored it with all her heart. She made up her mind on the spot. She would call it Bildo.
by Ezeerider September 22, 2006
Get the assbaby mug.I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.
1) Eat me you bastard fag!
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.
3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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Get the beaners mug.A spooge-a-holic is a chick or dude (eww) that just loves nuthin better than to swallow mass quantities of spooge. Bukake videos are made featuring spooge-a-holics. Also see spoogehog. A very attractive trait for a woman to posess.
1) She was a raging spooge-a-holic.... after she did me and I passed out, she did everyone else at the party too.
2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.
3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
2) Man, I love that little bukake bitch.... what a spooge-a-holic.
3) Shes a spooge-a-holic, I gave her desert.
by Ezeerider May 26, 2005
Get the spooge-a-holic mug.Ok, its when you got to take a shit so bad that the turd is already emerging from your asshole and the end of it is poking into your cotton underwear. Also know as browncappin.
1) Man, I got to get off the phone.....I'm poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
2) I didn't shit for a whole week but after I ate them tacos I was poking cotton.
by Ezeerider July 26, 2005
Get the poking cotton mug.A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
Get the doofiswad mug."Thowin stem" is when you whip out your "stem" and "thow" it "allupinzoid". In other words, your insert your penis into someone or somethings orifice. But you cant do it like a wimp, cuz thats not "thowin" it. You got to haul off and really THOW that bad boy all up in there, ya know?
1) Damn, shes a bitchin ho... I think I'm gonna "thow stem" tonight.
2) Damn, she turned me down, it looks like I gotta "thow stem" allupinhand tonight.
3) Brenda was on the rag so I had to "thow stem" allupindamowf.
2) Damn, she turned me down, it looks like I gotta "thow stem" allupinhand tonight.
3) Brenda was on the rag so I had to "thow stem" allupindamowf.
by Ezeerider July 31, 2004
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