A doofiswad is a real jackoff kinda character, a real shithead, a dumbass, a flickted retard son-of-a-bitch that you'd like to smack upside the head.
by Ezeerider April 01, 2005
1) I was tonguing this chicks butthole and all of a sudden I crunch down on a dingleberry and I start blowin chunks. Wow, it was disgusting.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
2) I was hungover as shit so I figured a little hair of the dog would get me going. I took a swig of Jack and comenced to blowin chunks immediately.
3) I stepped in a nasty glob of dogshit and when i went to scrape it off, I started blowin chunks.... the stench was horrible.
by Ezeerider August 24, 2006
Breath that smells like ass. Most likely NOT caused from actually sucking ass but sometimes that may also be the case. When you encounter someone with assbreff, you should tell them about it so they may remedy the situation with some Juicyfruit or a Skittles. Also check their teeth for dingleberries.
1) Dude, you really got a mean case of assbreff this morning...have a Tic Tac.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
2) That cop gave me a damn ticket just for goin 125 in a 30 zone.....so I told him he had assbreff and then I beat his ass.
3) The dumb ho tossed my salad and then come tryin to kiss me with that assbreff. I had to bitchslap her to straighten her out.
by Ezeerider August 01, 2004
1) Keep it up and I'll bust yo mowf, Jack.
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
2) She was a real spoogehound.....she loved to jack me right into her open mowf.
3) Wut dat in yo mowf?
by Ezeerider August 01, 2004
by Ezeerider January 07, 2004
Bustin slobs means kissing..... making out. Its that simple. The phrase has something to do with slobber, but how it started I don't know.
1) Last night met up with another internet slut, we busted slobs for a while but got no coochie.
2) We were in the back seat, bustin slobs, thowin stem, and a friggin pig came along and broke up the party.
2) We were in the back seat, bustin slobs, thowin stem, and a friggin pig came along and broke up the party.
by Ezeerider July 10, 2005
Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.
1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
by Ezeerider September 27, 2004