Definitions by Ezeerider
boog
A boog is the same thing as a booger, with one exception. It's called a booger while it still resides in the nostril. Once it passes the outer nostril, it becomes a boog. Like if someone shoots a snot rocket and you see the offending glob stuck on the television screen, at that point it becomes a boog. Or if yer talking to your date but you can't pay attention to whatever the hell shes blabbering about because shes got this inch long nose nugget flappin out of her nostril, its not quite technically a boog yet, because its still attached to the inside of her nose, but once you grab that badboy out of her nose and wipe it on her forehead, THEN its a boog. Understand? Cool.
browncappin
Browncappin is when you got to take a shit so bad that the round end of the turd starts poking out your asshole, usually accompanied by skidmarks in the underwear. I guess the first person seeing this happen up close thought it looked like there was a cap on the asshole. Some places in Maryland it is also considered a derogatory declaration aimed at someone. I mean, if somebody yanked down their drawers and browncapped you, how would YOU feel about it? Getting "browncapped" is plenty good reason to kick somebodys ass.
1) Man, I browncapped the ol lady last night and the ho threw a friggin lamp at me..... crazy biatch.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
2) I was stuck in traffic this morning on the beltway for 2 hours. I was browncappin so bad that I had to pinch one off in a McDonalds cup.
3) Baby, keep on bitchin, you gonna mess around and get browncapped if you don't watch yo mowf.
browncappin by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
spoogehog
A spoogehog is a young lady that just loves to suck down all the spooge that she can get her cumbubblin lips on. If ya dont know what spooge is, look it up.
1) Dude, I was toast after I boned her butthole for an hour but that spoogehog blew me til I got off three more times last night.
2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.
3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
2) That hizo was so wizack. What a fuckin spizoogehizzog, yo.
3) I couldn't believe that spoogehog... after I busted a nut up Tiffanys asshole, Kim spread her cheeks and sucked it all out and started gargling with it. Wow, wut a hot little ho.
thobby noodle
Slang for throbby noodle. A pecker, dick, cock, blue vein thobber, massive purple headed warrior of love, jizz spigot, boner, hard-on, whatever ya wanna call it...I think you get the idea. Also known as thobby.
1) Baby come here and lick my thobby noodle, you wake him up and I'll thow stem allupinzoid.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
2) Aw, cum on baby, I know you want this thobby noodle up yer pooper.
thobby noodle by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
blue vein thobber
A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.
1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.
2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.
2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.
blue vein thobber by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
rubbaschnappa
A rubbaschnappa is slang for rubber snapper. Its when you nail some ho and you spooge in the rubber but you still want a little more fun, so you pull the full jimmyhat off and you hold it upsidedown and dribble it in her face and when most of the cum is gone, you snap it in her face like a rubberband. Man, chix really love this. Just try it, you'll see.
1) I'm a big bad rappa, a dappa rubberschnappa that aint never had the clappa. Yo!
2) A buddy of mine is way proud of being a rubbaschnappa and a browncapper. Oh well, everybodys good at something.
3) She loves me cuz I am a rubbaschnappa.
2) A buddy of mine is way proud of being a rubbaschnappa and a browncapper. Oh well, everybodys good at something.
3) She loves me cuz I am a rubbaschnappa.
rubbaschnappa by Ezeerider September 27, 2004
fart sniffer
One who sniffs farts. A person that snorts up the anal fumes of another. Not to be confused with a fart lighter.
1) Dude, you are a fart sniffer, man.
2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
2) She said she was a fart sniffer so I obliged her, but I pushed too hard and made her eat corn. Bummer....
fart sniffer by Ezeerider September 27, 2004