A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.
by Unsuspecting Girl July 06, 2011
A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.
by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021