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Crablegs 

A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.
Bob bought 18 crablegs!
Crablegs by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021
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Crablegging 

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.

ghetto crab legs 

No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!
ghetto crab legs by mHammer January 24, 2009
When you expect things to go one way, and they go entirely different.
The weekend was going really well until things went all crab legs on us.
a state of superiorty or envy, being cool, or liked
that car is so crab legs with those rims
Crab legs by haiasi69 April 20, 2008
Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka
Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!
Crableg by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.
Then you break her like crab legs!
Crab Legs by Chito_dh November 18, 2009