Crablegs

A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.

Bob bought 18 crablegs!

by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021

Crablegging

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.

Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.

by Unsuspecting Girl July 6, 2011

ghetto crab legs

Chicken wings

No Mr. President, we can not serve ghetto crab legs at the ball tonight!

by mHammer January 24, 2009

Crab Legs

When you expect things to go one way, and they go entirely different.

The weekend was going really well until things went all crab legs on us.

by SelfCheckoutLineHero July 27, 2015

Crab legs

a state of superiorty or envy, being cool, or liked

that car is so crab legs with those rims

by haiasi69 April 20, 2008

Crableg

Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka

Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Crab Legs

When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.

Then you break her like crab legs!

by Chito_dh November 18, 2009