6 definitions by Excel
by Excel November 15, 2003
by Excel February 19, 2005
A man who places importance on a woman's irrational problems. He is sympathetic to her petty nagging and believes it will get him laid.
Woman: I was having cramps all day today and you didn't even call to tell me you loved me!
Symp: Baby, I am so sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
Symp: Baby, I am so sorry. Can you ever forgive me?
by Excel March 3, 2005
by Excel November 15, 2003
The morning after a long bout of drinking, it was all that I could do to shamble to the 'fridge.
There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.
There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.
by Excel November 15, 2003
by Excel November 15, 2003