Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
When a whores vagina smells like a wolf with the clap, and it will usually make you vomit if u get within 10 feet.
Jade has a wolf stank pussy, the smell made me deathly sick, I had to go to the hospital and the doctor said don't go with in 20 feet.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.
Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
by Everythingzen March 14, 2015
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015