Evan's definitions

Fagtoast

The part of the toast containing the essential nutrients(see: crust)

When I eat toast, I give the fagtoasts to my sister.

by Evan August 2, 2003

Farty McGurkin

A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.

Man farty McGurkin is such a fag that farts too much hes almost as querr as "YO MAMA"

by Evan September 17, 2004

Dime

A 10 year prison sentence

See also nickel

Jerry is up at FSP serving a dime.

by Evan December 2, 2003

Nerd

NOTE: don't confuse nerd and geeks, nerds are cooler then geeks, geeks are the ones that everyone hates and will never get laid by anyone but their mom ^___^

1) One who is smarter then the avg. person and normally is a pot head of some type
2) someone that doesn't care about the world around him and does what he wishes while being smart in his own way (normally computers)

He's a nerd, look at him, making straight A's and smokes more then us

by Evan October 15, 2006

Wassail

1. To sing carols from house to house at Christmas

2. The act of grabbing the shaft of ones erect penis in one hand and using the palm of the other hand to rub the head in circulur motions. This can usually only be done for a few seconds at a time due to the head of the penis being so sensitive and giving the male a very intense overwhelming feeling.

When masturbating and no one is looking, i often like to Wassail for a few seconds.

by Evan February 5, 2004

onthox

an odd multitude of things

"this concert is an onthox of unlikely fans."

by evan April 23, 2003

Rahnuma

the best kisser in the world.

"she aint nothing but a heartbreaker"

by Evan December 12, 2004