Etch's definitions

kickin'

To experience sickness and craving during a cold-turkey cessation of a physically addicting drug, such as heroin. This definition more commonly associated with the '70's.

Better hide her money and lock 'er up for a couple days while she's kickin' smack.

by Etch December 19, 2006

spicnic

A Puertorican picnic. Usually such cultural festivals are held in So. Cal. every summer. The spicnic serves as just another excuse for Spics to get drunk in a park and shake their booties to that mindless jungle shit (when brain cells deteriorate at a rapid pace).

"I'd seen some great J-Lo-type booty at the spicnic yesterday, but I ended up with a no-assed white bitch."

by Etch September 11, 2006

i and i

Similar to "r and r" (rest and relaxation), represents "intercourse and intoxication"

"I'm off to my gal's place for a lil' i and i."

by Etch September 11, 2006

turkey baste

A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.

"I turned out all my hos by first turkey bastein' the bitches' asses!"

by Etch September 9, 2006

bitchure

Very self-explanatory... Simply, a picture of a bitch!

Nasty cyber-bitch, you! If you'd really like to hook up, you'd better email your bitchure.

by Etch September 8, 2006

innertube lips

Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.

"You see the innertube lips on that shiftless nigger?"

by Etch September 8, 2006

doorknob-sucking lips

Exaggerated lips on the mouth of beautiful woman which appear to entice a male member.

"She's got a nice set of doorknob-sucking lips, and I wish she'd just 'plant them tulips' on my crank."

by Etch September 8, 2006