Etch's definitions

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

by Etch July 20, 2006

baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

by Etch September 6, 2008

scenester

Any (usually cover-charge/drink paying) customer who supports the bands that compose the scene. A vital component to any scene!

Without the scenesters there would be no scene!

by Etch September 6, 2008

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

by Etch August 17, 2006

innertube lips

Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.

"You see the innertube lips on that shiftless nigger?"

by Etch September 8, 2006

3 coil steamer

Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.

I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.

by Etch July 19, 2006

junk

As a Verb: to dispose of something/somebody; particularly used in reference to a former mate

My gal was counter-productive to my goals, so I junked her and traded up to something far more

by Etch December 18, 2012