Definitions by Etch

dog fuck 

Excrement and slime resulting from mating dogs. As an insult, referring to somebody or something, existing at that social or hierarchal level.

"I can reduce you to dog fuck in about two minutes."

dog fuck by Etch September 8, 2006

couch condom 

Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.

"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."

couch condom by Etch September 8, 2006

butt smudge

The crusty brown material that gets transferred to the rear of the toilet seat or underwear, resulting from the accumulation of fecal matter at the top of an unclean, too-far-rear-wiping person's ass crack.

I almost sat in the hefty butt smudge that you left on the seat!

butt smudge by Etch August 17, 2006

cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.

I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.

cactus face by Etch July 20, 2006

Bundy 

Verb,t: To plug up the toilet. The character Al Bundy, played by Ed O'Neil in the 90's sitcom "Married with Children" almost always plugged the toilet when he moved his bowels.

I'm so sorry... I've Bundy'd your toilet! Got a plunger?

Bundy by Etch July 19, 2006

3 coil steamer 

Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it.

I feel 20 pounds lighter, now that I've Bundy'd your crapper with a 3 coil steamer.

3 coil steamer by Etch July 19, 2006

connet 

(from Malbo) Fr. pseudo-derivitive of connection. Pronounced "cah-NAY". A person who supplies and/or sells illicit or controlled substances or black market merchandise.

After I hook up with the connet, we can get the party started.

connet by Etch July 14, 2006