Emo unload

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.

I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.

by Etak_soda December 26, 2011

?

When sent in a text message, with no accompanying message, meaning that you are as ripe as pie for a booty call.

Amelia texted "?" to Shane. His response was instantaneous, "tell me when and where, i'll be there."

by Etak_soda December 06, 2011

Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.

I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!

by etak_soda December 26, 2011

Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Cigerant

Having a ciggie break purely as a means to bitch about office politics.

That's it! I need a cigerant! Anyone want to join me?

by Etak_soda September 08, 2011

Dumping yourself

A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.

I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

by Etak_soda November 27, 2011