17 definitions by Etak_soda

The release of pent-up emotions which one attempted to repress while getting dumped by the love of your life.
I served him with am emo unload following the myocardial infuctuption which resulted from him ending the relationship.
by Etak_soda December 21, 2011
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Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.
Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.
I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.
by Etak_soda August 21, 2011
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The heat and steam generated from a male and a female having sexual intercourse in the missionary position, where an excessive amount of the up and down motion occurs, and when both parties have an unkept lawn.
This bushfire results from the same way that a standard bushfire is created. Ie. Like rubbing two sticks together and heat is generated.
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.
I've just been kebabinated.
by Etak_soda December 23, 2011
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Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
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A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
by Etak_soda September 9, 2011
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