Etak_soda's definitions

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.

Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

by Etak_soda November 27, 2011

Consolicularitis

Swollen sore tesicules from bashing the gaming console on your package during bursts of outrage, resulting from playing war games on xbox.

During a marathon session of playing xbox, Wilson eventually had enough and screamed "goddamn it!" when he died (again), and simultaneously bashed the console into his testicules, resulting in severe consolicularitis.

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Mood-sucker

A person whom upon entering a room of people, has the innate ability to withdraw all feelings (both negative and positive) from those already present in the room. The effects of a mood-sucker on the recipients are depression, boredom and a complete lack of interest in all things to do with life in general.

The moment she entered the room, you could tell she was a mood-sucker.

by Etak_soda August 23, 2011

Lolbang

A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.

"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)

by Etak_soda September 29, 2011

Second snack

Outside of any traditionally allocated meal time, one picks out a chunk of snot from his nose and eats it.

Paolo was picking his nose and Raol stated "Amigo, no need for a second snack at 3pm!" However, it was too late for Paolo to retrench

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011