Definitions by Esau Kessler

promispronunciation 

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.

To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

promispronunciation by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

uncabulary 

1. All the words of a non-language.
2. A sum of words not understood by most persons or groups.
3. Descriptive words that are a mix or mash of other words, or that do not exist. Often times these words are confusing but can be quite amusing.
4. Much of the words logged in the Urban dictionary.

In connection with but not to be confused with promispronunciation. In connection with but not to be confused with brandulary.

(From a bubbling non-cola refreshment "UN", from Old French from and Medieval Latin "vocabulaire", "vocbulrium")

1."Hanging out with my children is a learning experience as they are often spewing uncabulary"

2. "Learning coffee uncabulary is challenge as one coffee shop calls it 'mondo' and another 'shot in the dark'."

uncabulary by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

brandulary 

Words made up of advertising products.

Related to but not to be confused with uncabulary.

"My nose is running get me a Kleenex­®, please." would be an example of brandulary.

brandulary by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

motionfuse 

1. A symbol, logo, or mark that represents action or activities of a said person, organization, or business entity.

2. To use video, animation, webdesign, and graphics to solidify a message, theme, or identity.

Allegiance to my corporate community was made real once our identity had achieved true motionfuse.

motionfuse by Esau Kessler April 26, 2006

netlosopher 

1.Internet Philosopher. 2.Intelectual type who spends copious amounts of time ruminating about the internet and it's workings.

After lurking on her blog her metadata indicates she is a self proclaimed netlosopher.

netlosopher by Esau Kessler January 19, 2006

travel butt 

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.

"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."

travel butt by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

mag sheist 

The subscription order cards that fall out of magazines while you read them.

"Yeah I was reading at Barnes and Noble, and I whipped up a whole lotta' mag sheist!

mag sheist by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006